I mainly put this up because I think people that wear fruit boots have no skill. And I am right. They don't. At least they spit their heads open so I can enjoy the show.
If you rollerblade you probably bleed from the gash between your legs too!
We knew you were dumb as no brains fell out.
Look at the bright side. I thought you were gonna land on your nuts.
We knew you were a pussy for rollerblading, now you have a pussy on your forehead.... can i fuck it?
You know.. the hardest part of rollerblading isn't getting fucked up. It's admitting to your parents that you're gay.
That's gonna leave a mark.
hipster jeans, man-bun, beard, rollerblades.. Which one is more gay? forgot to mention shitty tattoos.
More stitches for the moron.
Sk8 it off and try it again bitch.
Dumb stupid looking motherfucker.
You know how I know your gay
Did he not examine the rail situational set up before he tried his rail slide?
I think that was a bar dude
"So Hot,So Fresh, Wear Oven Mitts!!"
Next time bring a tape-measure.
if were lucky that skull fracture just might have knocked the queer out of him
Fruit boots and a man bun...FAG
The bar has been raised to upgrade from pussy to stupid.
God is punishing you for that MAN BUN!
"With ma motherfockin' rollerblades" ...