Grammy wants you to strip down and hop in the tub. Don't worry, you will fit, and if you can't fit, she will find a place where you can fit, if you know what I mean.
This is how poor people swim laps.
Grandma always said cleanliness is next to godliness!
Grandpa there's a white floater in the bathtub.
I am going to need her Whorefax.
Sure rinse your hair in the filthy tub water, that works.
And now we know where the Michelin Man came from.
Pert ? pert ? those floppy flapjack breasts were anything but pert!!!
Why is this hot?
even a lion would run away
OMG that's my wife in 20 years.
From the looks of the blinds someone escaped.
When she gets out there's only a half inch of water and a skid mark
I pressed "play" and I'm not sure why I did...
The Grand Canyon of all camel toes
clean the grout and tiles you pig!
That's the most human like manatee, I've ever seen.
Who captures and keeps a manatee?
Imma toss a toaster in the tub with that fatty
Ok bitches... How many zoomed in, trying to get a better look???
look out for ahab
Goddaam that's one fucking fucking fuck fucking ugly dude fuck
If I seen something like this lurking in my fucking tub I would take a fucking hammer and smash it in the fucking head then drag that ugly goddam pile of fucking shit chain hoist it up on my a frame skin it then feed that mother fucker to my neighbors annoying fucking cats kill them little hairy fuckers and as they say kill two birds with one stone except one bird is a ugly fucking pile of shit and the other is a bunch of go dam cats that walk a mile to my front yard to take a fucking goddam fucking kitty fucking shit and here's the kick inmy nuts they ddon't cover it up and the turds are as big as that fucking dick sewed to that mans arm in the mornings I go outside to enjoy the view I got here only to now see these huge fucking cat turds steaming in my front yard like a bunch of goddam steaming fucking nuclear plants fucking goddam pow pow pow pow
Im actually surprised she could fit any water in there with her fatness.
Get the most out of 2 ounces of water.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm I'd lay on the bathroom floor,,,,get her to sit on top of me,,,rub her breasts over my face,,,suffocate me with them as I sperm all over her belly.hemp hemp hemp
I've just spermed to this again 😍 I need a nap now mmmmm hemp hemp hemp
I bet she's ready for something to eat.
Would shoot ma load "PERT" at her, then went back to TV and smoke a spliff and drink a beer, yell out loud "Ohh dear".
(little rhyme of mine)