Cockatoo peekaboo

Big Jeff
18,496 Views 1 year ago

I've never liked pet birds. They always seem like they want to take you down, and they shit everywhere. I guess I can add this to the list.

22 Comments
  • wombatbytes November 9, 2015

    C'mon Big Jeff. We know you love a cock or two...

    +15
  • whobe November 9, 2015

    Alan Snackbar Muther Fuckin Bird.

    +1
  • longhungwong November 9, 2015

    Fucking little terrorist!

    +1
  • drbrownsteine November 9, 2015

    That little fucker would have been useful when I was deployed. Keep us awake. The bird would be entertaining too.

    +2
  • dozer67 November 9, 2015

    @drbrownsteine.. and a snack.

    +2
  • mykejp November 9, 2015

    That bird had a very explosive fart.

    +0
  • cellule November 9, 2015

    Sad to say I paid to watch this.

    +1
  • corruptedsob November 9, 2015

    He'd make a good Perdue Oven Stuffer Roaster

    +1
  • happyjack November 9, 2015

    A true Alanakbird would have pecked that white shedevil's eyes out first.

    -7
  • nybadguy November 9, 2015

    Wtf did i just watch.

    +1
  • picklehiesner November 9, 2015

    ?

    +1
  • johnhancock November 9, 2015

    That shit was funny as fuck, I laughed too hared for that shit

    +4
  • potrostation November 9, 2015

    Voice activated bomb.

    +2
  • big_daddy305 November 9, 2015

    @happyjack.. the only reason you called her a white shedevil is because you can't get none!

    +2
  • happyjack November 9, 2015

    @bigdaddy I called her a white shedevil based on the fact that the the Alanakbars think that Americans are devils. Try your best to follow along ok? BTW she looks like she's about 15 years old, not really my thing.

    -3
  • truckingman November 9, 2015

    What was the 'last word' the cockatoo said?

    +0
  • eyeh8dumbasses November 9, 2015

    that was funny damn bird

    +2
  • darksider803 November 9, 2015

    F you all.

    -2
  • oldrooster November 10, 2015

    I wasn't expecting that.

    +1
  • boney1 November 10, 2015

    thats was BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

    +1
  • maddog123 November 10, 2015

    Every time I here that fucking shit music it makes me want to shoot my own towels kill a goat and beat my meat in that order hey happy jacks what's wrong tonight you on that crack again I see your pissing off people again you no happy jacks if you just shut up and listen to what us crazy shifters have to say and stop trying to tell us what to say you might be the one that learns im pretty sure I know what's wrong with you you have a eighth grade education and a lot of times you don't no what we are talking about let me give you some good advise get your GED study learn then you can come back here and tell us all about it you might even share a dick and Jane story with us

    +0
  • happyjack November 11, 2015

    ^^^^^ can someone translate this incoherent diarrhea of the mouth. A little bit of advice.....questioning someone else's intelligence while writing like you do is pretty ridiculous. Who do you think that you are fooling??

    +0
 
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