Why did the sheep cross the road

Big Jeff
21,221 Views 2 years ago

A simple question, and a simple answer. Why did the sheep cross the road. To get away from Alan and his sheep fucking friends....good thing he has all that wool to cushion the blow.

  • xizang November 9, 2015

    Some muslim just lost his date for Saturday night.

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  • whobe November 9, 2015

    @xizang Damn their women sure are ugly.

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  • bobbabooey November 9, 2015

    These two Arabs met that sheep on Grinder.

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  • dozer67 November 9, 2015

    The lamb chops are going to be super tender...

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  • mykejp November 9, 2015

    Preferred death than to get shagged by some ugly farm boy.

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  • iluvkitty November 9, 2015

    Wool you look at that!!!

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  • cellule November 9, 2015

    "Bêêh" ??

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  • happyjack November 9, 2015

    That thing went from sheep to lamb in the blink of an eye.

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  • nybadguy November 9, 2015

    The person recording made some retard sounds. Funny shit haha

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  • picklehiesner November 9, 2015

    Baaaaaaaaa - oooof

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  • potrostation November 9, 2015

    The chicken told her to do it.

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  • truckingman November 9, 2015

    I do not know Big Jeff even with that heavy coat of wool, it mite have sustain at least some broken rib, and punctured its' lungs.

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  • nh3kid November 9, 2015

    Lamb Chop!! Nooooooo!!

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  • sbohica November 9, 2015

    Wat came first? The sheep or the wool? OR The wool or the sheep? Fire up the glass Sherlock or light up a DANK blunt and contemplate that, til the next WICS show up..... LMFAO. "Hey dude, where's my car??"

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  • oldrooster November 10, 2015

    He was crossing the road to get away from the rapey Muslim and got fucked by a car.

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  • big_daddy305 November 10, 2015

    Finally someone put an end to that song that doesn't end... and it goes on and on my friend..

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