Why did the sheep cross the road

Big Jeff
20,254 Views 1 year ago

A simple question, and a simple answer. Why did the sheep cross the road. To get away from Alan and his sheep fucking friends....good thing he has all that wool to cushion the blow.

16 Comments
  • xizang November 9, 2015

    Some muslim just lost his date for Saturday night.

    +7
  • whobe November 9, 2015

    @xizang Damn their women sure are ugly.

    +1
  • bobbabooey November 9, 2015

    These two Arabs met that sheep on Grinder.

    +2
  • dozer67 November 9, 2015

    The lamb chops are going to be super tender...

    +1
  • mykejp November 9, 2015

    Preferred death than to get shagged by some ugly farm boy.

    +2
  • iluvkitty November 9, 2015

    Wool you look at that!!!

    +3
  • cellule November 9, 2015

    "Bêêh" ??

    +1
  • happyjack November 9, 2015

    That thing went from sheep to lamb in the blink of an eye.

    +0
  • nybadguy November 9, 2015

    The person recording made some retard sounds. Funny shit haha

    +1
  • picklehiesner November 9, 2015

    Baaaaaaaaa - oooof

    +2
  • potrostation November 9, 2015

    The chicken told her to do it.

    +3
  • truckingman November 9, 2015

    I do not know Big Jeff even with that heavy coat of wool, it mite have sustain at least some broken rib, and punctured its' lungs.

    +0
  • nh3kid November 9, 2015

    Lamb Chop!! Nooooooo!!

    +1
  • sbohica November 9, 2015

    Wat came first? The sheep or the wool? OR The wool or the sheep? Fire up the glass Sherlock or light up a DANK blunt and contemplate that, til the next WICS show up..... LMFAO. "Hey dude, where's my car??"

    -1
  • oldrooster November 10, 2015

    He was crossing the road to get away from the rapey Muslim and got fucked by a car.

    +1
  • big_daddy305 November 10, 2015

    Finally someone put an end to that song that doesn't end... and it goes on and on my friend..

    +1
 
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