Must Watch: Mr. Firecracker Nipples

If you only watch one video on crazyshit.com today, make sure it's this one. This fucking moron thinks that cutting the bottoms of bottles and taping it to himself is a good idea. Then he lights some Roman Candles, and shoots them into his nipples. Only to be amazed at how painful it actually is. Bravo sir, I just peed my pants laughing so hard at your dumbass.

32 Comments
  • xizang November 13, 2015

    I KNOW this guy voted for Obama.

    +1
  • bobbabooey November 13, 2015

    That's the second Mongolian Barbecue video today.

    +5
  • sirfartsalot November 13, 2015

    God I love idiots!

    +1
  • sharkkiller1 November 13, 2015

    his parents must have named him DIM SON

    +10
  • whobe November 13, 2015

    Buy American. Instructions on ours says light then stick up ass.

    +1
  • cellule November 13, 2015

    Don't you know the plastic will melt and burn you, dumbass...

    +1
  • sbohica November 13, 2015

    He shot up every square inch of his high rise apartment.

    +1
  • longhungwong November 13, 2015

    Tell me again how being homo is normal again? Or even being Asian.

    +0
  • bananahammock November 13, 2015

    You have got to be gay-sian to think that this was a good idea.

    +1
  • darksider803 November 13, 2015

    AGAIN AGAIN !!!

    +1
  • jerseygoy5353 November 13, 2015

    That was hilarious! where do you find this stuff?

    +1
  • picklehiesner November 13, 2015

    Good one Stevo-san

    +4
  • truckingman November 13, 2015

    I loved it when he said "SHAT(SHIT)” Twice in the video. He said it before the 'Roman Candles' fired and when the 'Roman Candles' finish firing DUMBASS... He now has third degree burns to his areolas and nipples; also, he as to clean all of those black powder burns off the walls and the hard wood floor good lucky in your cleaning your bedroom.

    LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • aquahollic November 13, 2015

    and just what did he think was going to happen?

    +1
  • fatlarry November 13, 2015

    fail

    +1
  • potrostation November 13, 2015

    Kiss your cleaning deposit good by.

    +1
  • picklehiesner November 13, 2015

    Holy shit lol +1 to everything @truckingman writes he is the crazy shit ambassador

    +3
  • mykejp November 13, 2015

    Bang bang, titty titty bang bang, titty titty bang bang, you're a douche.....

    +2
  • ludenlasivius November 13, 2015

    He can calculate the square root of pi multiplied by infinite exponents of delta v but he can't figure out which is the business end of a Roman candle... bye bye NASA scholarship.

    +2
  • oldrooster November 13, 2015

    I just nearly pissed myself. That is fucking hilarious!

    +1
  • jamesb November 13, 2015

    all I heard was SHIT, SHIT...SHIT!

    +1
  • nybadguy November 13, 2015

    I thought asians were smart

    +1
  • oosel November 13, 2015

    I LOVE CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!

    +1
  • atmydismay November 14, 2015

    I sounded just like that when I got my first blowjob

    +1
  • vaticider November 14, 2015

    So at what point did he regret his decision.

    +1
  • bite-me71 November 14, 2015

    Hi and welcome to Asian jackass.

    +1
  • happyjack November 14, 2015

    I felt a little like a Jared from Subway watching this video. I was waiting for Chris Hansen to come around the corner and say "What are you doing here, what are you watching?"

    +0
  • whitechristian November 14, 2015

    crazy asian nigger

    +1
  • big_daddy305 November 15, 2015

    It's like a Japanese rap song.

    +0
  • scuzzy November 16, 2015

    Nooo wtf! The only time I ever wanted to see a dude's nipples, and he borks the ending.

    +0
  • dicktoes November 17, 2015

    he is just bobbabooeys type

    +1
  • bookertank November 18, 2015

    again them jav hd goddamn asian bitches give you the ollicky licky then fry your banana then you punch their slant eyes straigt

    +0
 
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