Just another speed bump

Big Jeff
15,225 Views 1 year ago

I can't even hit a pothole without worrying I ripped out my undercarriage. How do these mother fuckers keep going? Then again after that second wheel you might as well commit, and keep rolling because he's dead already.

18 Comments
  • mykejp November 15, 2015

    That's going to hurt.

    +1
  • stenchfart November 15, 2015

    Thump -Thump...poit

    +1
  • potrostation November 15, 2015

    Do we have to paint "walk here" on sidewalks?

    +2
  • darksider803 November 15, 2015

    DUMBASS

    +1
  • whobe November 15, 2015

    At least beep your horn before you run him over.

    +1
  • corruptedsob November 15, 2015

    No time to stop ... CS updates are on

    +5
  • spinal12 November 15, 2015

    He shit farted when the tire ran over his head.

    +1
  • assmasterson November 15, 2015

    That's the last time he gets a neck adjustment from some quack he looked up in the Yellow Pages.

    +1
  • cyberbu11y November 15, 2015

    Ooooh... Squish squish

    +1
  • truckingman November 15, 2015

    Big Jeff the SUV only ran over the poor guys head and the guys body was not under the vehicle so there was on damage done to the under carriage. However, the tires could have been punctured by some of the piece of the guys skull, but it is highly unlikely that a tire puncture could happen from how way the collapse of the skull structure.

    +1
  • woodchipper30 November 15, 2015

    NO DAMAGE TO TRUCK WERE OK KEEP GOING

    +0
  • woodchipper30 November 15, 2015

    PUMPKIN CHUNKING GOOD TIMES

    +1
  • woodchipper30 November 15, 2015

    @whobe MAKE SURE YA GET THE DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS LOOK FIRST

    +0
  • maddog123 November 15, 2015

    Another one of them damn Google cars.

    +1
  • pizzapie November 15, 2015

    He was wishing for some head. Careful what you wish for

    +1
  • big_daddy305 November 15, 2015

    I'd stick my head under a tire too if some asshole kept blasting Savage Garden in my general direction.

    +1
  • oldrooster November 15, 2015

    @spinal12 Shit man. I'm surprised his brains dodn't shoot out his ass.

    +1
  • woodchipper30 November 15, 2015

    WHERES THE BUZZARDS WITH RAZORS ,KNIVES,ETC AND PUT HIM ON THE MEAT MARKET?

    +0
 
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