I can't even hit a pothole without worrying I ripped out my undercarriage. How do these mother fuckers keep going? Then again after that second wheel you might as well commit, and keep rolling because he's dead already.
That's going to hurt.
Do we have to paint "walk here" on sidewalks?
At least beep your horn before you run him over.
No time to stop ... CS updates are on
He shit farted when the tire ran over his head.
That's the last time he gets a neck adjustment from some quack he looked up in the Yellow Pages.
Ooooh... Squish squish
Big Jeff the SUV only ran over the poor guys head and the guys body was not under the vehicle so there was on damage done to the under carriage. However, the tires could have been punctured by some of the piece of the guys skull, but it is highly unlikely that a tire puncture could happen from how way the collapse of the skull structure.
NO DAMAGE TO TRUCK WERE OK KEEP GOING
PUMPKIN CHUNKING GOOD TIMES
@whobe MAKE SURE YA GET THE DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS LOOK FIRST
Another one of them damn Google cars.
He was wishing for some head. Careful what you wish for
I'd stick my head under a tire too if some asshole kept blasting Savage Garden in my general direction.
@spinal12 Shit man. I'm surprised his brains dodn't shoot out his ass.
WHERES THE BUZZARDS WITH RAZORS ,KNIVES,ETC AND PUT HIM ON THE MEAT MARKET?