All the boys at the bar call her Jar-ass. I can clearly see why. She likes her pickle jars suctioned to her ass. Then again, who doesn't? Next time I empty out a jar of vlasics, I'm going to stick it to my ass.
when my autie was young she had a carbuncle on the back of her neck, my father did that with a bottle to suck the shit out, she was in agony and even more trying to get the bottle off
FWP!!! (Fucking Waste of Pickles)
Have you guys seen the mayonaise? I had like five jars of it yesterday.
^^^^^it was "Tossed Salad Night" at the State penitentiary and @toreal volunteered... He borrowed em.
Did she sleep with Charlie Sheen too?
Well suck my ass.
DAM true bubble but. lmao
there aren't enough 2 gallon mason jars in the world for the fat ass people in my town.
This is actually a form of acupuncture.
How come he didn't put one on her sphincter?
Something tells me this turns him on more than her. Where is the pleasure in it for her?
Now I know how to get that spider out of my ear.
A more sanitary way to get a hickey.
I thought I had heard of or seen every fetish there was, but that's a new one!
@bananahammock, cuz glass makes dangerous shrapnel...
Looks like cs will upload anything.
I can think of a thousand different things I would do with her and this isn't one of them
I guess with an ass that small you need handles to hang on .
1 don't get it
Bellevue is calling...
Fart preserves, a highly coveted treat in Japan.
i'm just sitting here trying to figure out what about putting fat sucking jars on your girls ass is sexual
Hey isn't that the subway guy?!
If that was all the dick I had to give my ole lady I would fuck her with a jar to.
He's trying to jack off to it. lol
Jar Jar Stinks
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