They Call Her Jar Ass

jay
28,649 Views 1 year ago

All the boys at the bar call her Jar-ass. I can clearly see why. She likes her pickle jars suctioned to her ass. Then again, who doesn't? Next time I empty out a jar of vlasics, I'm going to stick it to my ass.

27 Comments
  • vulture November 19, 2015

    when my autie was young she had a carbuncle on the back of her neck, my father did that with a bottle to suck the shit out, she was in agony and even more trying to get the bottle off

    +1
  • sbohica November 19, 2015

    FWP!!! (Fucking Waste of Pickles)

    +1
  • bobbabooey November 19, 2015

    Have you guys seen the mayonaise? I had like five jars of it yesterday.

    +1
  • sbohica November 19, 2015

    ^^^^^it was "Tossed Salad Night" at the State penitentiary and @toreal volunteered... He borrowed em.

    +1
  • prodeath November 19, 2015

    Did she sleep with Charlie Sheen too?

    +1
  • picklehiesner November 19, 2015

    Da Fuk

    +3
  • crazyvet November 19, 2015

    Well suck my ass.

    +2
  • darksider803 November 19, 2015

    DAM true bubble but. lmao

    +1
  • durante November 19, 2015

    there aren't enough 2 gallon mason jars in the world for the fat ass people in my town.

    +0
  • hilarita November 19, 2015

    This is actually a form of acupuncture.

    +1
  • bananahammock November 19, 2015

    How come he didn't put one on her sphincter?

    +1
  • doonut November 19, 2015

    Something tells me this turns him on more than her. Where is the pleasure in it for her?

    +1
  • whobe November 19, 2015

    Now I know how to get that spider out of my ear.

    +1
  • mykejp November 19, 2015

    A more sanitary way to get a hickey.

    +1
  • tgarner November 19, 2015

    I thought I had heard of or seen every fetish there was, but that's a new one!

    +2
  • sbohica November 19, 2015

    @bananahammock, cuz glass makes dangerous shrapnel...

    -1
  • nybadguy November 19, 2015

    Looks like cs will upload anything.

    +1
  • pizzapie November 19, 2015

    I can think of a thousand different things I would do with her and this isn't one of them

    +2
  • potrostation November 19, 2015

    I guess with an ass that small you need handles to hang on .

    -1
  • fatlarry November 19, 2015

    1 don't get it

    +0
  • vaticider November 19, 2015

    Bellevue is calling...

    +1
  • nutball981 November 19, 2015

    Fart preserves, a highly coveted treat in Japan.

    +1
  • aquahollic November 19, 2015

    i'm just sitting here trying to figure out what about putting fat sucking jars on your girls ass is sexual

    +1
  • hackedup4bbq November 19, 2015

    Hey isn't that the subway guy?!

    +0
  • maddog123 November 19, 2015

    If that was all the dick I had to give my ole lady I would fuck her with a jar to.

    +2
  • whitechristian November 20, 2015

    He's trying to jack off to it. lol

    +2
  • captjim November 21, 2015

    Jar Jar Stinks

    +2
 
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