Alien Looking Spider

David G.
23,549 Views 1 year ago

This is the kind of shit nightmares are made of. I don't know what this guy is thinking but I wouldn't messing with this alien looking spider. I'd say it's about time to set the house on fire and move to a whole new different state.

20 Comments
  • marcodufour November 23, 2015

    Next you`ll see him put it on his dick....

    +10
  • sbohica November 23, 2015

    "The GIGAMTIC FUCKING SPIDER crawled up the water spout......"

    +1
  • sbohica November 23, 2015

    ^^^GigaMtic, what a fucking idiot!!!

    +4
  • mykejp November 23, 2015

    @marcodufour Or in his girlfriend's pussy.

    +2
  • fattyfatty2x4 November 23, 2015

    Mother of God...that, my fellow shitters, is a false whip scorpion. It's a hideous spider with claws. I think I'm going to pass out.

    +1
  • darksider803 November 23, 2015

    FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!

    +1
  • dozer67 November 23, 2015

    Just put it back outside, where it can eat small dogs and cats like it normally does,,YUCK.

    +3
  • vaticider November 23, 2015

    Fuck Nooo!!!! Burn the internet down!!!!

    +2
  • ouch November 23, 2015

    This is what happens when your morph first and their are no lady spider around to fuck you, Every man learns to wank :)

    +1
  • vulture November 23, 2015

    the bottom of my shoe is waiting for it

    +1
  • truckingman November 23, 2015

    Fattyfatty2x4 thank you for the information. I was trying to identify this arachnide as a spider.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amblypygi

    +0
  • nybadguy November 23, 2015

    Hair spray and a lighter

    +7
  • big_daddy305 November 23, 2015

    I'd be playing with that spider too.... only difference is I would have a boot and a blow torch.

    +2
  • bobbabooey November 23, 2015

    Quick! Get a magnifying glass!

    +2
  • potrostation November 23, 2015

    Sure,let it bite you. Good times ahead.

    +1
  • aquahollic November 23, 2015

    if I saw one of these in my house i'd say well it's a shame we weren't able to get everything out before the fire

    +2
  • dizeer November 23, 2015

    If it was in Australia they would be dead

    +1
  • oldrooster November 24, 2015

    Yeah....if were in my bathroom the only thing it would be playing with is the sole of my fucking shoe.

    +2
  • dozer67 November 24, 2015

    That is a cute little spider in a horrifying way...

    +3
  • danielcan November 28, 2015

    I'm too lazy yo copy paste bobs link but I'd guess its a crab.

    +0
 
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