This is the kind of shit nightmares are made of. I don't know what this guy is thinking but I wouldn't messing with this alien looking spider. I'd say it's about time to set the house on fire and move to a whole new different state.
Next you`ll see him put it on his dick....
"The GIGAMTIC FUCKING SPIDER crawled up the water spout......"
^^^GigaMtic, what a fucking idiot!!!
@marcodufour Or in his girlfriend's pussy.
Mother of God...that, my fellow shitters, is a false whip scorpion. It's a hideous spider with claws. I think I'm going to pass out.
FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!
Just put it back outside, where it can eat small dogs and cats like it normally does,,YUCK.
Fuck Nooo!!!! Burn the internet down!!!!
This is what happens when your morph first and their are no lady spider around to fuck you, Every man learns to wank :)
the bottom of my shoe is waiting for it
Fattyfatty2x4 thank you for the information. I was trying to identify this arachnide as a spider.
Hair spray and a lighter
I'd be playing with that spider too.... only difference is I would have a boot and a blow torch.
Quick! Get a magnifying glass!
Sure,let it bite you. Good times ahead.
if I saw one of these in my house i'd say well it's a shame we weren't able to get everything out before the fire
If it was in Australia they would be dead
Yeah....if were in my bathroom the only thing it would be playing with is the sole of my fucking shoe.
That is a cute little spider in a horrifying way...
I'm too lazy yo copy paste bobs link but I'd guess its a crab.
I know this hand from one of the emergency room spider bite pictures.