From what I found out, this group of people were trying to see how close they could get to touching the ground. This chick officially won, by actually hitting the ground. That and she broke a shit ton of bones. Winner, winner chicken dinner.
Note to self, never buy Russian vodka if this is what it makes you do.
Is this 6 flags chernobyl?
They forgot there's no 13th floor in that building.
"Somebody, please, please, please help me, help me..."
wow that ground is coming up awfull quick-thud-snap-crack-pop
They measured in metric but bought an American bungie.
And we use their rockets to send supplies to space. no wonder the last 3 blew up!
Back to the vodka and the the drawing board
If she lived, it was for a few seconds to a few minutes. Also, she fell faster than the frame rate on the video camera that was filming this event. You can see this frame rate to her falling seed error in the video when she disappears for a second then she returns for a few seconds.
Damn! We didn't make the bungee LONG enough.
That's why I always choose to be the second jumper.
Ah ,Shit the combo was three mom's bras and four dad's suspenders.
OH SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK I BELEVE IN GOD NOW SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT HELP GOD SHI FUCK FUCK AND FINALY SHIT IM FUCKED.
OK, then !
"Damn, and I was going to get laid after the jump tonight",
Rope around the neck will do a lil' bit quicker.