Suicide Jumper Jumps

David G.
25,313 Views 1 year ago

I wonder if this is the guy from the suicide joke: A man goes to a library and asks if they have any books on how to commit suicide. The librarian replies, we did but we quit carrying them because nobody ever brought them back.

25 Comments
  • vulture November 25, 2015

    cam man should go off as well

    +9
  • strongcock November 25, 2015

    No bad 8/10 nice splat

    +2
  • doonut November 25, 2015

    You know they mean it when they don't scream on the way down.

    +6
  • marcodufour November 25, 2015

    " Hello control ? We are going to need a mop and a bucket "

    +1
  • wifebeater2000 November 25, 2015

    when it comes to getting a job , a black man will always choose suicide

    +1
  • mrdrip November 25, 2015

    last thing that went through his mind was his own cock

    +1
  • sbohica November 25, 2015

    That's the loudest landing Ive ever heard here on CS.

    +4
  • bobbabooey November 25, 2015

    Dispatch, cancel that ambulance. Send a street sweeper.

    +4
  • picklehiesner November 25, 2015

    I caaaan flyyyyyy ... No I caaaaaaant

    +2
  • woodchipper30 November 25, 2015

    BIG COW PATTY!!!!

    -3
  • woodchipper30 November 25, 2015

    WELL WE WON'T HAVE TO USE THE MEAT GRINDER OR TENDERIZER

    -3
  • woodchipper30 November 25, 2015

    HE'S NOT TENDER ENOUGH DRAG HIM BACK UP THE BUILDING AND DO IT AGAIN

    -3
  • yojoe November 25, 2015

    Great camera word retard. You missed the shot of your life.

    -4
  • vaticider November 25, 2015

    Why would you post that abominable camera skill...reroll punk.

    -2
  • pizzapie November 25, 2015

    Should have landed on the cameraman

    +1
  • realtalks November 25, 2015

    When will these fucking cameramen learn to keep steady on the shot and shut the fuck up

    +1
  • anomic November 25, 2015

    Fuck you siren turn it off so we can hear the splat better

    +1
  • big_daddy305 November 26, 2015

    permanent solution to a temporary problem.

    +0
  • dracos November 26, 2015

    plummeted, much like Charlie Sheen's morale after his aids test

    -2
  • whitechristian November 26, 2015

    @doonut...... They never scream, only in the movies and on 911 running down the street with their hands in the air. I'm afraid of higher ground and I know my heart would be beating way to hard to scream. My heart would explode like a water balloon when I hit the ground from pumping so hard.

    +2
  • rouge_et_blanc November 26, 2015

    Camerawork made me feel seasick. Storyboard: A look at a boring building during an earthquake, something under a blanket and a firetruck...wow how interesting

    -2
  • oldrooster November 26, 2015

    Superman you're a dick when you get drunk.

    +5
  • woodchipper30 November 27, 2015

    LOOK OUT BELOW BIRD SHITT!!!!!!!

    +0
  • eric3533 November 28, 2015

    Thats hilarious. I wish more mother fuckers would commit suicide to help clean up the population.

    +1
  • jev December 10, 2015

    on a real note though. the same shit that inflates emergency life rafts but on a bigger scale wouldnt be a bad idea to "save" jumpers. just as soon as they go toss that bitch down and pull the cord. viola, they get to be miserable for even longer while being locked in a psych ward

    +0
 
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