Always Wash Your Veggies

David G.
38,744 Views 1 year ago

This is why you should always wash your veggies after you go shopping for groceries. E. Coli is the least of your worries, people are always grabbing them with their grubby hands and you never know what else goes on.

29 Comments
  • sbohica November 26, 2015

    Ive often wondered why my 14yr old boy wud stare lustfully, as he licked and smelled the cucumber before eating it skin on!!! Mystery answered...

    -9
  • potrostation November 26, 2015

    No baby, this video will never end up on crazy shit.

    +7
  • pizzapie November 26, 2015

    I see a career in porn blossoming right before my eye

    +2
  • picklehiesner November 26, 2015

    I wish I was a cucumber

    +5
  • cyberbu11y November 26, 2015

    That burning sensation u got a half hour later was from the pesticides sweetie

    +2
  • dozer67 November 26, 2015

    I'm in the mood to eat cute come her.... just saying.

    +1
  • quackquack November 26, 2015

    I got a pickle :(

    -2
  • bobbabooey November 26, 2015

    Goddamnit! I send her to the store for a case of water and some cucumbers, then this shows up on the Internet.

    +3
  • whobe November 26, 2015

    At least the cantaloupe and watermelon are safe.

    +3
  • nybadguy November 26, 2015

    He got her trained well

    +2
  • ilovelamp November 26, 2015

    im in love!

    +3
  • maddog123 November 26, 2015

    That bitch was going to town wonder what she could do with a hard???

    +1
  • maddog123 November 26, 2015

    I meant to say GORD ABOVE I HATE THIS COMPUTER I WRITE A WORD AND IT SPELLS ANOTHER

    +1
  • mykejp November 26, 2015

    That'll be one sour pickle.

    +5
  • maddog123 November 26, 2015

    So that's the secret ingredient in those deep fried pickles at chilis

    +3
  • assmasterson November 26, 2015

    @sbohica: I take it your son is into ATM, since that cucumber was in her ass.

    +7
  • darksider803 November 26, 2015

    That sure is a small cucumber.

    +2
  • joedumber November 26, 2015

    I actually would by that one.

    +3
  • truckingman November 26, 2015

    I hope she bought that "Cucumber" not nonchalantly work her way towards the fruit and vegetables section. To place back the cucumber, it will be sad that an unsuspecting customer will have someone editable sextoy to eat.

    +5
  • truckingman November 26, 2015

    Also, Whobe you will surprised what will some ladies can and will do with any and all types "Melons............"

    +3
  • fatlarry November 27, 2015

    What grocery store plays blues gospel on the intercom

    +1
  • sbohica November 27, 2015

    Not sure @ass... He's 21 now. I will ask em bout that...

    +2
  • bookertank November 27, 2015

    i thought cucumbers scared pussies

    +2
  • whitechristian November 27, 2015

    She might be a blonde Mexican. I know the guy talking to her is a foreign fuck. Go back to the scum shit hole you came from.

    +0
  • tadd34 November 27, 2015

    I'd be more impressed if she would've used a pineapple.

    +3
  • think_adoption November 27, 2015

    hmm this cucumber smells like ass...

    +1
  • lowfro November 28, 2015

    This sick fuckin whore is the reason you have to wash your vegetables

    +0
  • wombatbytes November 28, 2015

    I'm glad I don't have a daughter.

    +1
  • carlacream November 29, 2015

    No that was thru her Anal

    +1
 
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