Birthday cake surprise

Big Jeff
24,716 Views 1 year ago

Happy birthday lady, Hope you really like chocolate cake. Mainly because it's going to fuse with your frontal lobe after your meathead son decided to break your nose with the sprinkles on it.

28 Comments
  • big_daddy305 November 28, 2015

    You ruined the cake you stupid cunt!

    +5
  • crazyvet November 28, 2015

    Guess who's getting his dick cut off after he is asleep?

    +3
  • potrostation November 28, 2015

    Who brings a snake to a birthday party?(beside the kind of guy who slams your face into your cake.)

    +4
  • wisebastard November 28, 2015

    what the fuck do you expect

    -3
  • whobe November 28, 2015

    Her nose still hasn't healed from giving head.

    -1
  • fktheapes November 28, 2015

    Did you see all the re-fried beans in that recipe?

    +0
  • nybadguy November 28, 2015

    She looks better now

    +0
  • mykejp November 28, 2015

    Happy birthday my ass.

    +2
  • bobbabooey November 28, 2015

    The douchebag starter kit comes with an Ed Hardy shirt, a fitted cap, a can of Axe body spray, and a snake.

    +2
  • vulture November 28, 2015

    he's luck not to have had a kick in the bollox

    +2
  • mrdrip November 28, 2015

    She'll be alright, she's used to having her face all covered with black stuff anyways

    +2
  • truckingman November 28, 2015

    Why even push her face into the cake in the MF" FIRST PLACE DUMBASS???

    +1
  • truckingman November 28, 2015

    Potrostation and Bobbabooey I believe the snake is a morph verity of a Ball Python.

    +0
  • truckingman November 28, 2015

    I do own a Ball Python as a pet.

    -1
  • darksider803 November 28, 2015

    I would offer to lick it off for her.!!

    +2
  • stenchfart November 28, 2015

    obviously an accident

    +1
  • maddog123 November 28, 2015

    I do believe he was trying to just give the bitch a nose job.

    +0
  • whitechristian November 28, 2015

    The snake made him do it.

    +3
  • vaticider November 28, 2015

    Too bad they took the toothpicks off it... then we'd have a party.

    +1
  • maddog123 November 29, 2015

    @vaticider good one

    +1
  • maddog123 November 29, 2015

    I knew a mean kid back in the day named mike who had a sister who got to have a birthday party. Mike was pissed because his mother wouldn't let him have one because he was being punished for killing there pet cat cutting its head off and putting the head in his sisters lunch box and she took it to school and at lunch she open the lunch box to find her friend skittles the cat staring out at her causing her to shit her self and passing out,mike got his ass beat and was not given a birthday party,anyway on the day of his sisters party mike loaded the cake mix down with this stuff that acted like exlax killed there last cat bubbles cut its head off wrapped it up gave it to his sister and sat back and had his on party after all, a screaming shifting hell of a birthday party.

    -1
  • maddog123 November 29, 2015

    Today mike is a doctor in Atlanta and his sister is a head shrink in Atlanta as your supposed to do.

    +1
  • tyz5011 November 29, 2015

    I think it was the girl next to the birthday girl that shoved the birthday cunts face into shitty chocolate cake

    +0
  • whitechristian November 29, 2015

    @maddog123....... You're so full of shit it's coming out of your ears.

    +3
  • realtalks November 29, 2015

    Even on her birthday he still shows her who's the boss so she never forgets! Now clean up that mess and bake another cake bitch!!

    +0
  • maddog123 November 29, 2015

    @whitechristian no dude that really happen mike was pure evil I could tell the story about the time mike and his trusted red rider BB gun took out two little old lady in wheel chairs but I'm not getting a good enough buzz yet the bud helps me jog memorys from the past with better clarity.

    +0
  • whitechristian November 30, 2015

    @maddog123...... Anyhow, that's the kinda kid that ends up on those serial killer documentaries on netflix. Although I done some real shity horrific cat killings when I was on a prison pig farm. God forgive me again for the fucked up shit I've done to animals and humans. I really don't deserve Gods grace and mercy but, I have no choice but to ask for it.

    +0
  • crzyshitvoyeur December 4, 2015

    Let her eat plate!!

    Probably tasted better than the cake.

    +0
 
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