He might not be the meanest security guard, but he's at least hard on someone. Well hard in someone is more like it
"Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonite, get down tonite"...
What? I was on my break.
That's one way to do a cavity search.
Looks like he was dancing to gangnam style in his mind.
What's this, like the 7th Paul Blart movie now?
A fluorescent vest isn't technically safe sex.
All I saw was a no smoking sign.
Up against the wall and spread em
Rent a cock
Hey.. hey!! she's tryin hard to get out of that parking ticket!
always works for me!!
i was told woman like a man in uniform. but i also heard that prostitution in asia is like getting a driver's lisence.
Using the old night stick
Short dick that bitch.
That's not how you cop a feel!