Machetes might not be a pretty as lightsabers or sound as cool, but they do the fucking job if you swing them hard enough.
No matter how you slice it that's a fucked way to go.
Anyone else excited for the new Star Wars
That is exactly why I always keep my machete full of high caliber bullets.
@sexyarcee I am
That's right ,just keep driving. Faster!
Nothing to see keep it movin
Love the mood music while people are beating the shit out of one another.
What the fuck is star fucking wars
And why does farts stink in the shower
And why do men scream when they cum between two black tits
What's happen to women virgins
Why does Obama deny being a black dude from spookville africa
Why is there corn in my shit
Will someone pinch my nipples
That's it I'm done I feel better eat me
Don't forget use Burma shave
pussy makes you do crazy things
What do you expect from a bunch of latinos living in a big red barn?