They say a couples that do things together are the strongest. Hope that saying goes for bones as well or she's probably got a snapped jaw right now.
What stumbles down stairs,alone or in pairs and makes a babbling sound?A scream,a scene,a marvelous thing.Every knows it's drinky.
Its funny how they just followed their drunk feet. Hopefully they made it to their car...
Birds of a feather, flop together.
With my luck cops would show up and arrest me for domestic violence.
Even stupid finds love.
Hopefully he got the 5 year protection plan. New dishwashers are fucking expensive.
ahh yes here we have the not so illusive drunk watch as they do the mating stumble
Well there goes his sammich maker.and no more blow jobs for a while unless he's got a small dick and slides it thru the crack of her lips.
excuse me ma'am dont cry if you fall because your drunk.. next time you fall because your drunk you should laugh out loud, its the right thing to do
Poor girl, she fucked up something bad. To be that drunk and feel pain like that. Lord knows I fell drunk on my head plenty of times.
Well bud she prime for the breakin ass fuck
They tripped over that again??
does anyone know where i can find a storm trooper recuiter? I have a 4 year degree and want sign up for thier Tie Pilot program