Living in a frat house is a learning experience...such as this one. If you are drunk to the point standing is questionable then you should probably just order delivery.
The fuck are they smoking
this is why making a sammich is womens work... we're too fucked up half the time
That ain't fucked up.fucked up is when you go take a shit and forget to pull down your pants.fucked up is when you leave the bar and get in your car drive home then realize that ain't your car you drove home in its the sherrifs car. And finally fucked up is when you wake up from a drunk the next morning your in your neighbors bed with her and she's ninety that's fucking fucked up!!.
/// Sounds like a typical tuesday in florida.
I Hate college roomates, i dropped out of college because of college roomates. I never got my degree because i didn want college roomates, but i never needed my degree anyway.
Was it really that funny
Dumb asses like this running this country now no wonder we are fucked.
Outsmarted by a refrigerator. Thank God for higher education.
He should have gotten hurt to keep the laughter to a minimum.