Someone thought it would be funny to fill his water dish with molly water. Someone get this guy some vitamin C I think he's peaking.
That explains why they named their turtle Dirk Diggler.
Thats how they fuck at the old folks home
That turtle is hung like a stingray
@picklehiesner That's what killed to Steve Erwin.
I WANT A DICK LIKE THAT :(
I made the same noise when I took Viagra. Had to get off that shit.
^^^^^Take the one outta ur mouth and go find one..
Who knew, guess you don't need to be fast to get some pussy with that. hell he would have gone nuts if he actually got it in the boot
fuck being hung like a horse... that thing is 2/3 the length of his body
That is so cruel on the guy
That tortoise really likes that shoe.
I used to think being hung like a turtle was a bad thing. It is.. but not for me. It's a bad thing for her vagina.... and her uterus.
holy Fickin Schict German turtle porn fucking Rocco turtle, this mother fucker must have a left lobe backed up like the hooveer dam. Where's that bitch with the dog, I bet she'll break up with the dog for the turtle. Make some serious beastality money selling this vid, sign that turtle a porn contract somewhere.
Now you know where turtle wax comes from...
That needs to be a vine.
@sicotrere HOW DO YOU KNOW CAUGHT YA LOOKING
Could you belive that sliding inside you and spreading open inside you...right on your prostate and get a boner rock hard...yeah boy....id let a turtle fuck my asshole anyday
Thought franklin was a kid's show
Must be a Nigro turtle, They'll fuck anything.
@allcaps, if that turtle rips you a new asshole youll pass from blood loss. Didnt you see the video of the guy who accidently broke the bottle in his ass?