Who slipped this tortoise extasy?

Big Jeff
18,074 Views 11 months ago

Someone thought it would be funny to fill his water dish with molly water. Someone get this guy some vitamin C I think he's peaking.

22 Comments
  • bobbabooey December 27, 2015

    That explains why they named their turtle Dirk Diggler.

    +1
  • sicotrere December 27, 2015

    Thats how they fuck at the old folks home

    +1
  • picklehiesner December 27, 2015

    That turtle is hung like a stingray

    +5
  • outotown December 27, 2015

    @picklehiesner That's what killed to Steve Erwin.

    +2
  • galtab December 27, 2015

    I WANT A DICK LIKE THAT :(

    +3
  • whobe December 27, 2015

    I made the same noise when I took Viagra. Had to get off that shit.

    -1
  • sbohica December 27, 2015

    ^^^^^Take the one outta ur mouth and go find one..

    -5
  • fatlarry December 27, 2015

    Who knew, guess you don't need to be fast to get some pussy with that. hell he would have gone nuts if he actually got it in the boot

    +1
  • aquahollic December 27, 2015

    fuck being hung like a horse... that thing is 2/3 the length of his body

    +0
  • martinuk December 27, 2015

    That is so cruel on the guy

    +2
  • darksider803 December 27, 2015

    That tortoise really likes that shoe.

    +0
  • big_daddy305 December 27, 2015

    I used to think being hung like a turtle was a bad thing. It is.. but not for me. It's a bad thing for her vagina.... and her uterus.

    +1
  • joedumber December 27, 2015

    holy Fickin Schict German turtle porn fucking Rocco turtle, this mother fucker must have a left lobe backed up like the hooveer dam. Where's that bitch with the dog, I bet she'll break up with the dog for the turtle. Make some serious beastality money selling this vid, sign that turtle a porn contract somewhere.

    -3
  • spartan22407 December 27, 2015

    Now you know where turtle wax comes from...

    +3
  • vaticider December 28, 2015

    That needs to be a vine.

    +0
  • woodchipper30 December 28, 2015

    @sicotrere HOW DO YOU KNOW CAUGHT YA LOOKING

    +0
  • woodchipper30 December 28, 2015

    @spartan22407 LOL

    +1
  • allcaps December 28, 2015

    Could you belive that sliding inside you and spreading open inside you...right on your prostate and get a boner rock hard...yeah boy....id let a turtle fuck my asshole anyday

    -4
  • woodchipper30 December 28, 2015

    @allcaps WTF???

    +1
  • nybadguy December 28, 2015

    Thought franklin was a kid's show

    +0
  • whitechristian December 28, 2015

    Must be a Nigro turtle, They'll fuck anything.

    +0
  • joedumber December 28, 2015

    @allcaps, if that turtle rips you a new asshole youll pass from blood loss. Didnt you see the video of the guy who accidently broke the bottle in his ass?

    +0
 
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