Bro you just got pissed on

Big Jeff
47,954 Views 2 years ago

I know we all like to believe it's not piss, but they say that's all it is. Turns out Pancho here loves golden showers, and doesn't care who knows it.

  • bobbabooey December 27, 2015

    Women need to stop lying and telling men that they "squirt." That's not you cumming, that's straight up piss.

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  •   picklehiesner December 27, 2015


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  • kingjoa December 27, 2015

    thats gonorhea in your eyes boy

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  • angelo212 December 27, 2015

    Big Jeff your stupid. That's not piss. She's squirting. Bobbabooey you to. Research it dope!

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  •   ouch December 27, 2015

    @bobbabooey your wrong there buddy

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  • galtab December 27, 2015


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  •   whobe December 27, 2015

    Every time my ole lady squirted it tasted kinda salty. Maybe she was lying to me and and laughing behind my back. Hey at least she wasn't shooting turds.

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  •   sbohica December 27, 2015

    @bobba, they call it Google. Look it up.

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  • fatlarry December 27, 2015

    Man he's like a black dude at a Gallagher show

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  • darksider803 December 27, 2015

    Dumbass idiot got skunk sprayed. LOL

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  • darksider803 December 27, 2015

    Yellow River exposed.

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  •   big_daddy305 December 27, 2015

    @angelo212 How do you call someone stupid and use the wrong word? Here's a tip. YOU'RE stupid.

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  •   big_daddy305 December 27, 2015

    If they're in Mexico, Pancho is probably used to the flavor. I mean.. don't they drink Corona?

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  • wardo56 December 27, 2015

    Piss is fun

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  • woodchipper30 December 27, 2015


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  • joedumber December 27, 2015

    first thing i thought, could be no other place than Barcelona, then i saw the .es domain for espana. Must be Barcelona, been there three times. Not the capital of sex tourism but i did enjoy walking around touring the sex venue there.

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  •   crazyvet December 27, 2015

    My boy dog pisses like that every time he has a pissing contest with another boy dog.

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  • woodchipper30 December 27, 2015


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  •   vaticanvomit December 27, 2015

    It is piss. It is from the bladder. My mums OBGYN told her that squirting is a result of weak vaginal or bladder muscles. Several places on the internet will tell you it's not...But I'm pretty sure I trust a doctor that specializes in vagina

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  • cyberbu11y December 27, 2015

    @Vatican... Sorry but ur wrong. It's from water that develops around ovarian cysts and most of the time are benign. When the woman has an orgasm and the muscles contract, it can be intense enough to force the fluid out along with the vaginal fluid. Most porn videos are fake tho (as you can see here) most of the time injecting fluid and holding it til it's time. Although it's not common most women are embarrassed by this ability. Trust me, I've made quite a few women squirt and it was NOT piss. Sometimes it was a surprise to them. And sometimes they knew they had the ability. Either way, I think it's HOT ;-)

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  •   goodster December 28, 2015

    ^YUP,,, Was eatin this girl out one time and she squirted so hard it clogged my ear up. Tasted so sweet I kept on eatin and woke up the next mornin with a face that looked like a glazed doughnut.!

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  • vaticider December 28, 2015

    Back in the day men use to piss farther then women....they even took that from us.

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  • ludenlasivius December 28, 2015

    Just like the splash zone at SeaWorld.

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  •   mykejp December 28, 2015

    Eat your heart out Annie Sprinkle!

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  • crockful December 28, 2015

    When the dame pisses your eye out, you know (ahem) urine love.

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  •   allcaps December 28, 2015

    Urineate..but if she had bigger tits she would be a Ten..

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  •   nybadguy December 28, 2015

    Fuck her right in the pussy

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  •   whitechristian December 28, 2015


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  •   whobe December 28, 2015

    @darksider803 That was some funny shit.

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  •   pizzapie December 30, 2015

    I hope it's not piss, because I usually drink it like kool-aid

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