Crazy Girlfriend Attempts Vehicle Homicide

David G.
17,414 Views 11 months ago

Everyone knows this rule by now. Never put your dick in crazy. It's just not worth it. A crazy woman will accuse you of abuse while she terrorizes you by breaking your windows and tearing up your car. I know this story all too well.

31 Comments
  • whobe January 12, 2016

    She needs to get on some meds after she gets out of jail.

    +4
  • kingjoa January 12, 2016

    dude when she say dont cum in her mouth when shes giving you heads dont cum in. it will make her very angry

    +0
  • whobe January 12, 2016

    @kingjoa If I can't cum in her mouth then she isn't a keeper. Next!

    +7
  • darksider803 January 12, 2016

    Yep psycho nig nig female......

    +4
  • maddog123 January 12, 2016

    This is the curse all men must bare who have large dicks and know how to use them because when you give a woman the taste of good sex for the first time its just like a fucking drug they will go bat shit crazy when you cut them off.

    +7
  • marcodufour January 12, 2016

    Why is it we all know at least one of these crazy exs ?

    +8
  • maddog123 January 12, 2016

    Damn I wish I had a curse

    +3
  • mykejp January 12, 2016

    Bipolar disorders and PMS is a lethal mix.

    +3
  • chupamiverga January 12, 2016

    attemted murder or at least assault with a deadly weapon (the car) and put that crazy cunt away and move on.

    +3
  • dracos January 12, 2016

    hey bud, looking at that ass, its totaly worth it

    +1
  • belchesfelches January 12, 2016

    @kingjoa When she said "Not in my mouth..." I give 'er my best Bill Lumbergh .. "YEEAAHH, If it can't go in your mouth I'm gonna need you to turn around, spread your cheeks and take it up the ass, mkay? That'd be GREEAAAT."

    +2
  • whitechristian January 12, 2016

    She's the kind you keep in the hole in your basement.

    +2
  • rockinron January 12, 2016

    the crazyier they are the better in the sack they are. this bitch is olympic sex team material.

    +7
  • lowdice January 12, 2016

    That dude need to realize he's a sycho bitch magnet.

    +2
  • joedumber January 12, 2016

    ^^^i second that, i've had that, i want that, i keep in touch with that, this guy is fucking stupid...i could see her pussy flabilating from here...and her ass said fuck her in the ass all day...i love my crazy bitches...after she smashes my windows, ill fuck her in the ass...my last crazy girlfriend she told me to fuck her in the ass, and i fuckin drilled it all the way to the balls cause it was a rare opportunity.

    -2
  • joedumber January 12, 2016

    butt...ufortunately she used her vehicle for violence and if the police were there they couldv'e lit her up...so she's probably in jail for felony...

    -1
  • stenchfart January 12, 2016

    Crazy pussy is good pussy

    +3
  • ilovelamp January 12, 2016

    i love that he didnt even blink an eye about the fact she just tried to kill him and was more focused on his bumper

    +2
  • honkie365 January 12, 2016

    She hit his cah on purpose.

    +4
  • picklehiesner January 12, 2016

    Bitches be crazy

    +4
  • fatlarry January 12, 2016

    Its good for a while

    +3
  • nybadguy January 12, 2016

    I bet that's some good pussy

    +2
  • ouch January 12, 2016

    I imagine her vag as the Tassie devil

    +2
  • joedumber January 12, 2016

    reminds me of my 2nd crazy girlfriend, she did the same thing except she didnt get violent and i loved it. She fucked standing up, she would turn the bright bedroom light on in the middle of the night and i would open my eyes out of a dead sleep and she would be stand in front of me with see through lingere and ask if i was awake and i fucked her like crazy i didnt even know what time it was. Then one night i BLASTED my nut inside her, best nut ever.

    -2
  • crockful January 13, 2016

    You sure can take it on the chin, if not in her mouth. You da man, "TWERK 636"!

    +2
  • aquahollic January 13, 2016

    a wise man once articulated this very well.... bitches be crazy

    +0
  • woodchipper30 January 13, 2016

    HAND CUFF HER TO THE WHEEL OF HER SUV AND SET ON FIRE WITH HER IN IT

    KICK BACK WITH GOOD BREW AND GRUB

    THEN SELL THE BBQED BITCH WHOLE SALE

    +0
  • bookertank January 13, 2016

    I BET HER PANTIES GOOD

    +0
  • woodchipper30 January 13, 2016

    I HALF KILLED MY OWN MOM FOR TURNING 86 4X4 GMC TRUCK INTO A GARBAGE TRUCK AND SHE PUT ROTTEN GAS IN IT TOO!!

    +1
  • woodchipper30 January 13, 2016

    YA JUST DON'T FUCK WITH A MANS TRUCK!!!!!!

    +1
  • siko666 January 13, 2016

    Be a true nigga you fucking pussy. I would have had that crazy bitch on the ground and called the cops. Like your ever going to see her pay for all that shit.

    +0
 
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