Robber Gets Punked

David G.
19,483 Views 10 months ago

Hand it over man. No, not the cash, I mean your man card dude. This old man who is working the cash register has more balls than you. You tried to rob a store and you failed, I don't see any other career options for you either. Remind me buy that old man a beer.

30 Comments
  • mrpoop January 21, 2016

    Lol awesome song

    +3
  • bobbabooey January 21, 2016

    Who was the first dipshit to hold a handgun sideways in front of someone's face? When I was a kid, a retarded kid lived down the street. Nice kid, and we played with him. He wasn't too smart though, being retarded and all. That's how I imagine he would've held a gun when we played cops and robbers. What I'm trying to say is that they all literally look like retarded folks when they hold a gun like that.

    +15
  • marcodufour January 21, 2016

    I think he was busy laughing at the way you held the gun.

    +8
  • doonut January 21, 2016

    That's what rock bottom looks like. What a loser.

    +3
  • sleeko January 21, 2016

    Wear'n a mask, hold'n the gun sideways, still don't make you a nigger.

    +4
  • sharkkiller1 January 21, 2016

    don't fuck with the guy with the palm tree in his store im just sayn

    +3
  • mykejp January 21, 2016

    Silly wigger, triggas are for niggas!

    +3
  • sbohica January 21, 2016

    "Son, go home! Moms got dinner ready"

    +3
  • galtab January 21, 2016

    If that robber was a black guy that cashier would be dead

    +2
  • yeayeayea January 21, 2016

    Mommy got your balls kid?

    +2
  • stenchfart January 21, 2016

    Willie Nelson punked him

    +4
  • joedumber January 21, 2016

    Can i help you? Yeah your out of skittles and ice tea...

    +3
  • realtalks January 21, 2016

    Stupid fuck watched one to many gangsta flicks, what he really needs to do is watch some old prison movies so he will think twice before he ends up as a maytag for Tyrone

    +2
  • provert January 21, 2016

    @stenchfart looked more like David crosby

    +3
  • fatlarry January 21, 2016

    I got two tours in nam boy you better head on home before you piss me off

    +3
  • handsomedevil January 21, 2016

    Robber:"what you say 'bout my momma?" Cashier:"I said she's a goddamn filthy cumdump receptacle who should have aborted you after 9 months of pregnancy with a jackboot stomp to your fontanelle." Robber:"oh, ok, I was just checking..."

    +1
  • ouch January 21, 2016

    Punk

    +6
  • think_adoption January 21, 2016

    What a badass.

    +1
  • woodchipper30 January 21, 2016

    I GUESS HE KNEW IT WAS A NEIGHBOR ,FAMILY MEMBER ????!!!!!!!!!!!

    +2
  • woodchipper30 January 21, 2016

    WAS WANTING TO SEE STORE CASHIER SHOOT THE ROBBER

    +2
  • maddog123 January 21, 2016

    If he pointed a water pistol at me he can have the money because them green backs ain't worth getting killed over plus its a minimum wage job so fuck it

    +2
  • woodchipper30 January 21, 2016

    I GUESS THIS WAS A GOV MEETING

    +1
  • truckingman January 21, 2016

    Dave the song really connect with the video clip...

    LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +2
  • truckingman January 21, 2016

    Also Bobbabooey, you 'can not' Shoot for MF" "SHIT" if you hold your gun side ways. You can not MF" AIM THE MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!

    +1
  • boobles January 22, 2016

    Had this happen at a place I worked at once. The cashier laughed and told him to fuck off, he just skulked away looking all sorry for himself....lmao!

    +3
  • oldrooster January 22, 2016

    Someone give that man a beer and a wheelbarrow for his gigantic fucking balls.

    +2
  • maddog123 January 22, 2016

    Well he ain't feeling sorry for his self any more he is head chef at that frogy place he traded in his gun for a jinsu knife and now takes it out on poor helpless frogs see what that bitch done should have gave him the money?????!!

    +0
  • cellule January 22, 2016

    Next time ask for the money instead of bullets for a .22 handgun.

    +2
  • pirate February 1, 2016

    should have shot the fat fuck

    +0
  • captianchaoz February 14, 2016

    I waited 25 years to hear that song properly done and sang right...

    +0
 
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