Suicide Jumper Misses The Safety Bag

David G.
17,012 Views 10 months ago

Talk about an incompetent rescue team. The safety bag wasn't even put anywhere near the guy. I would be flat out dissapointed if I was that suicide jumper.

24 Comments
  • marcodufour January 22, 2016

    If a suicide jumper jumped without any cameras or anyone seeing it, would the splat make a sound ?

    +0
  • mrpoop January 22, 2016

    Splat!

    +2
  • crazyvet January 22, 2016

    They didn't have anyone on the rescue team that wanted to clean the shit and spit off the bag.

    +2
  • vulture January 22, 2016

    rescuers were cited for assisting a suicide

    +3
  • redpig January 22, 2016

    Decent technique, sloppy finish

    +2
  • vikingshill January 22, 2016

    Fuckin' hedge was in the way

    +3
  • sirfartsalot January 22, 2016

    I love a happy ending! :)

    +1
  • stenchfart January 22, 2016

    well,that`s what happen when you hire a private contractor to do rescue work

    +4
  • iluvkitty January 22, 2016

    Juuuuuuust a bit outside!!

    +4
  • mykejp January 22, 2016

    Bad placement of the air bag. Fucking rookies.

    +1
  • cellule January 22, 2016

    It's because of the wind.

    +0
  • sbohica January 22, 2016

    Fuckin metric system.

    +4
  • realtalks January 22, 2016

    Look at the bright side, it was a win for the jumper he finally succeeded at something

    +6
  • truckingman January 22, 2016

    Why did rescuer place the air cushion in the wrong area? Was there landscaping blocking the full deployment of the air cushion?

    +1
  • oldrooster January 22, 2016

    @marcodufour Yes. It makes a sound like someone hitting the asphalt at 120 Mph.

    +1
  • bobbabooey January 22, 2016

    What do you mean he missed? I think he was aiming for the ground.

    +7
  • whobe January 22, 2016

    Looks like the palm tree broke his fall. Somewhat.

    +1
  • maddog123 January 22, 2016

    Fucker missed the pool!

    +1
  • big_daddy305 January 23, 2016

    permanant solution to a temporary problem.

    +1
  • bookertank January 23, 2016

    IM NINJA CAT...WAIT NO IM NOT *SPLAT*

    +1
  • whitechristian January 23, 2016

    Tried harder to save the cat.

    +2
  • srjordan January 23, 2016

    All that screaming ruined the splat sound.

    +1
  • marcodufour January 23, 2016

    @oldrooster Yes I know that, I was doing a take on the old saying " If a tree falls in the forest and there`s no one around to hear it, does it make a sound ? " I guess it was too sophisticated for folks here.

    +0
  • junkhunter January 23, 2016

    Oops!

    +1
 
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