Dude Slices His Throat At A Super Market

David G.
23,882 Views 10 months ago

They prices on bacon there must be to die for. This guy was so excited that them slicing prices he slit his throat inside the super market. I think we're going to need a clean up on isle one.

29 Comments
  • mrlongshot February 2, 2016

    You just can't beat our cutthroat prices.

    +5
  • whitechristian February 2, 2016

    Fake

    +4
  • fistermister February 2, 2016

    You did good my friend,,,,,real good.

    +1
  • prodeath February 2, 2016

    Walmart is closing 269 stores in 2016, putting 14 cashiers out of work.

    +6
  • sharkbait February 2, 2016

    Must be an "all china products are slashed sale".

    +3
  • cellule February 2, 2016

    THis dollar-store is now selling fresh organs for 4-5 hours.

    +3
  • crazyvet February 2, 2016

    Cleanup on aisle 5

    +5
  • sbohica February 2, 2016

    He did it all for love.

    -1
  • bobbabooey February 2, 2016

    I agree with @White. It just doesn't look right. Looks like he had a bag of blood. Even venous bleeding would continue to ooze.

    +4
  • whobe February 2, 2016

    Hopefully that was a Ginsu Knife he stole and used.

    +2
  • realtalks February 2, 2016

    That's one way to advertise the sharpness of your knives

    +3
  • honkie365 February 2, 2016

    Fake

    +3
  • spinal12 February 2, 2016

    That was so fucking funny, i farted.

    +1
  • mrpoop February 2, 2016

    His wife sent him to buy tampons. That was the end result

    +2
  • rockinron February 2, 2016

    @sbohica then next time don't end your relationship with your boyfriend by text.

    +3
  • fuzzybuzz February 2, 2016

    fake as fuck... and next time hire a fucking stuntman for the collapse

    +1
  • truckingman February 2, 2016

    Even if this was fake, it must MOTHER FUCKING HURT LIKE A MOTHER FUCKING HELL TO CUT JUST YOUR CAROTID ARTERY OR JUGULAR VEINS!!!!!!

    +1
  • happyjack February 2, 2016

    I agree fake, blood color is off and when he fell he tucks his shoulder, head never hits the ground.

    +0
  • bennyboy19 February 2, 2016

    As if slicing those prices wasn't enough

    +2
  • joedumber February 2, 2016

    he must be a graduate at University of Ahkbar.

    +2
  • bookertank February 2, 2016

    THE BITCH YELLING AWKWARD NEEDS HER THROAT SLIT

    +2
  • bookertank February 2, 2016

    APPARENTLY CHANG GOT FIRED FROM HIS PHOTO MAT JOB AND IT DISHONOR HIS WHORRE FAMIRY SO HE DIE A COWARDS DEATH

    +1
  • wisebastard February 2, 2016

    Had a raging hard on from another tab with porn and clicked over to watch this and I shit you not my mom walked in. now she want me to go to the doctor or leave the house.............

    +3
  • vaticider February 3, 2016

    Juan clean-up, in aisle 2 Bill.

    +2
  • mykejp February 3, 2016

    We need a mop in the housewares department.

    +2
  • oldrooster February 3, 2016

    ^^^Dont forget the body bag.

    +2
  • woodchipper30 February 4, 2016

    HE'S NOW ON DRAGON BUFFET 5.00 BUCKS ALL YA CAN EAT

    +1
  • peaks February 4, 2016

    How would you like that sliced sir?

    -1
  • slopeass4 March 1, 2016

    one less chink in the world

    +0
 
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