Dude Slices His Throat At A Super Market

David G.
26,057 Views 1 year ago

They prices on bacon there must be to die for. This guy was so excited that them slicing prices he slit his throat inside the super market. I think we're going to need a clean up on isle one.

29 Comments
  • mrlongshot February 2, 2016

    You just can't beat our cutthroat prices.

    +5 -0
  • whitechristian February 2, 2016

    Fake

    +4 -1
  • fistermister February 2, 2016

    You did good my friend,,,,,real good.

    +2 -1
  • prodeath February 2, 2016

    Walmart is closing 269 stores in 2016, putting 14 cashiers out of work.

    +6 -0
  • sharkbait February 2, 2016

    Must be an "all china products are slashed sale".

    +3 -0
  • cellule February 2, 2016

    THis dollar-store is now selling fresh organs for 4-5 hours.

    +3 -0
  • crazyvet February 2, 2016

    Cleanup on aisle 5

    +5 -0
  • sbohica February 2, 2016

    He did it all for love.

    +1 -2
  • bobbabooey February 2, 2016

    I agree with @White. It just doesn't look right. Looks like he had a bag of blood. Even venous bleeding would continue to ooze.

    +4 -0
  • whobe February 2, 2016

    Hopefully that was a Ginsu Knife he stole and used.

    +2 -0
  • realtalks February 2, 2016

    That's one way to advertise the sharpness of your knives

    +3 -0
  • honkie365 February 2, 2016

    Fake

    +3 -0
  • spinal12 February 2, 2016

    That was so fucking funny, i farted.

    +1 -0
  • mrpoop February 2, 2016

    His wife sent him to buy tampons. That was the end result

    +2 -0
  • rockinron February 2, 2016

    @sbohica then next time don't end your relationship with your boyfriend by text.

    +5 -2
  • fuzzybuzz February 2, 2016

    fake as fuck... and next time hire a fucking stuntman for the collapse

    +1 -0
  • truckingman February 2, 2016

    Even if this was fake, it must MOTHER FUCKING HURT LIKE A MOTHER FUCKING HELL TO CUT JUST YOUR CAROTID ARTERY OR JUGULAR VEINS!!!!!!

    +1 -0
  • happyjack February 2, 2016

    I agree fake, blood color is off and when he fell he tucks his shoulder, head never hits the ground.

    +2 -2
  • bennyboy19 February 2, 2016

    As if slicing those prices wasn't enough

    +2 -0
  • joedumber February 2, 2016

    he must be a graduate at University of Ahkbar.

    +2 -0
  • bookertank February 2, 2016

    THE BITCH YELLING AWKWARD NEEDS HER THROAT SLIT

    +2 -0
  • bookertank February 2, 2016

    APPARENTLY CHANG GOT FIRED FROM HIS PHOTO MAT JOB AND IT DISHONOR HIS WHORRE FAMIRY SO HE DIE A COWARDS DEATH

    +1 -0
  • wisebastard February 2, 2016

    Had a raging hard on from another tab with porn and clicked over to watch this and I shit you not my mom walked in. now she want me to go to the doctor or leave the house.............

    +3 -0
  • vaticider February 3, 2016

    Juan clean-up, in aisle 2 Bill.

    +2 -0
  • mykejp February 3, 2016

    We need a mop in the housewares department.

    +2 -0
  • oldrooster February 3, 2016

    ^^^Dont forget the body bag.

    +2 -0
  • woodchipper30 February 4, 2016

    HE'S NOW ON DRAGON BUFFET 5.00 BUCKS ALL YA CAN EAT

    +1 -0
  • peaks February 4, 2016

    How would you like that sliced sir?

    +0 -1
  • slopeass4 March 1, 2016

    one less chink in the world

    +0 -0
 
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