Crabs have evolved

Big Jeff
13,958 Views 9 months ago

Now not only are crabs the cockroaches of the sea, but now they have weaponized themselves further. Hide your jewelry next time you goto the beach. Not because of the sharks but you don't want to get held up by Mr. Krabs

22 Comments
  • rickyragoo February 14, 2016

    typical Mexican crabs you should see the ones they get from the sea...

    +5
  • cellule February 14, 2016

    Obviously, this is'nt the first mexican this crab has to deal with.

    +11
  • ouch February 14, 2016

    icaramba

    +0
  • oathbreaker February 14, 2016

    thats awesome. "no way im gonna go quietly into that boiling water! you gonna remember me!"

    +2
  • dozer67 February 14, 2016

    That ain't no Mexican crab it's a Puerto Rican one.

    +2
  • nybadguy February 14, 2016

    Hard shell crab. Soft shell one's pack a spork.

    +2
  • truckingman February 14, 2016

    The crab is thinking “FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!” “I AIN'T GOIN' TO BE ON YO PLATE TONIGHT, BIITCH!!!!!!” “OH, YOU WANT SOME MORE, COME ON BIOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    +3
  • potrostation February 14, 2016

    Come at me bro.

    +3
  • goodster February 14, 2016

    Escapee from the Krusty Krab! Fuck Off SpongeBob!!!

    +3
  • peaks February 15, 2016

    I overheard your little plan to make crab-balls tonight.

    Well, guess what? I'll plunge this into your balls fuckface! Back OFF!

    +3
  • mykejp February 15, 2016

    That crab was from the wrong side of the trench.

    +1
  • whobe February 15, 2016

    If that was a black crab it would be holding a gun sideways.

    +6
  • allcaps February 15, 2016

    @whobe plus to you bunny boy..that is close to a nigger comment and you might make the top ten this weekend...

    -2
  • srjordan February 15, 2016

    Already saw it on facebook a dozen times over the pasr 2 days.

    +0
  • ouch February 15, 2016

    @allcaps stop coming to the clan meetings

    +5
  • whobe February 15, 2016

    @allcaps I've kept my mouth shut because I usually ignore whining people but when you direct your complaints towards me when I haven't said anything towards you I will answer back. Listen close if you don't like whats going on here at Crazy Shit when we are here to have a good time and you have no input other than to complain either take it to the forums, take it up with the moderators or contact Jay D. other wise stop whining like a 2 year old. Enough already.

    +4
  • whitechristian February 15, 2016

    That's funny! I'm going to bookmark this.....@allcaps.... This was much funnier than a nigger.

    +3
  • iluvkitty February 15, 2016

    This is the reason Spongbob doesn't rob the Krusty Krab.

    +1
  • provert February 15, 2016

    He found the crab in his wife

    +2
  • ozzi February 16, 2016

    @Cellule Hahaha owned it, Nice one.

    +0
  • rockinron February 16, 2016

    i had some mean crabs once but this little fucker is down right vicious

    +0
  • allcaps February 19, 2016

    @whobe ...ohhh.. im sorry..Mrs.whoie let me bow and genuflect in your presents..i see your angle..you should keep your mouth shut more often...wasent that your opening line? and i did listen close..but failed to see my complaint or my whining..but its dont take long to see you making a sissy of yourself cus you think i be hurted yo feelings...but not your cronies

    +0
 
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