Sex At The Beach Is Dangerous

David G.
31,433 Views 9 months ago

Sex at beach is dangerous. Not because people might see you and upload it to crazyshit, but because you could end up getting sand up your vagina. Even worse you can end up getting a very bad case of crabs and I don't mean the kind you eat in a restaurant either.

20 Comments
  • vulture February 17, 2016

    nothing worse than being interrupted while you are on the gravy strokes

    +5
  • handsomedevil February 17, 2016

    I'm incredibly horny

    -4
  • fistermister February 17, 2016

    Hey lady, you have a mer-man on your back.

    +2
  • mykejp February 17, 2016

    I haven't had sex on the beach in ages. Fun times.

    +2
  • prodeath February 17, 2016

    Shit I remember doing that with the 'ole lady, I lasted an hour and ten minutes, thank god for daylight savings time...

    +3
  • whobe February 17, 2016

    @prodeath Yea good times, I remember going into the sand dunes with with the ole lady one night while a lot of us friends were around a campfire and partying. There were two small birds that were trying to attack me while I was laying pipe lucky for me they left me alone after about 2 or three minutes.

    +2
  • cyberbu11y February 17, 2016

    Wait... Go back. I'm not finished yet

    +2
  • cellule February 17, 2016

    They have no life, so they make fun of peoples who have one?

    +1
  • truckingman February 17, 2016

    Just his head at the whole situation, ..............

    +1
  • truckingman February 17, 2016

    Well the couple, the one engaged in coitus, is behind the dunes and not in front of the general beach goers.

    +1
  • sbohica February 17, 2016

    Man, I just thought of a cool name for a mixed drink..

    +7
  • rickyragoo February 17, 2016

    see what happens when a bottle of Viagra washes up on the beach...

    +2
  • cyberbu11y February 17, 2016

    It was dusk.. And the sunset bled red as it settled over the city in Thailand. Chen brought sbhohica a sparkling water.. A delicate handsome young boy he was.

    +0
  • sbohica February 17, 2016

    ^^^lol^^^ "Here I stand on my own 2 feet, 20lbs of dangling meat, 2 big balls filled with joy! And u got the nerve to call me boy???" Never been to Thai, cudnt pay me enuf to go.

    +1
  • fatlarry February 17, 2016

    Didn't miss a beat

    +1
  • dhwbomber February 17, 2016

    You suck

    -1
  • happyjack February 18, 2016

    Toteal let Rockinron be on top for a change.

    +2
  • sbohica February 18, 2016

    ^^^NICE

    +0
  • captjim February 18, 2016

    and all this time I thought sex on the beach was a drink ...

    +1
  • rockinron February 19, 2016

    now we know why sbohica's avatar is shaking so bad, old happy jacks really giving him the chocolate thunder on that beach!

    +0
 
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