Still Alive After Being Cut In Half

David G.
27,093 Views 9 months ago

You would think you would die right away once you are cut in half in a traffic accident but now. This guy is showing a lot of guts hanging in there and staying a live when he's cut in half with his intestines hanging out. Pretty stand up guy if you ask me

28 Comments
  • wombatbytes February 18, 2016

    His last thoughts were:

    "I needed a shit, but I can't pass it."

    "Oh fuck, I must be constipated"

    +1
  • mrpoop February 18, 2016

    Half off organ sale

    +0
  • ouch February 18, 2016

    Sup stretch

    +2
  • nybadguy February 18, 2016

    Was he directing traffic?

    +7
  • johnnyboy187 February 18, 2016

    First thing to pop in my head was the song from Nirvana "Half the Man I Used to Be"

    +5
  • whobe February 18, 2016

    Walk it off. Pussy.

    +0
  • chokerswallow February 18, 2016

    Would have been sweet if he starting playing "this little piggy went to the market" on his own foot

    +0
  • crazyvet February 18, 2016

    Just push him under the truck tires going by and get it over with.

    +1
  • belchesfelches February 18, 2016

    Once again ANOTHER example of why you never EVER ride a two wheeled vehicle in a third world anus.

    +2
  • sharkkiller1 February 18, 2016

    paramedic : sir can you wiggle your toes for me

    half guy: oh ha ha your a real comedian

    +0
  • sbohica February 18, 2016

    Bandaid sir?

    -1
  • cellule February 18, 2016

    I'd give myself a hell of a blow-job..

    -1
  • vulture February 18, 2016

    can you move out of the way your blocking traffic

    +1
  • cyberbu11y February 18, 2016

    ^ haha

    +0
  • cyberbu11y February 18, 2016

    I need to get to the mall and buy more shit

    +0
  • rickyragoo February 18, 2016

    someone should of gave him a sign that read "will work for ride to hospital"...

    +0
  • wardo56 February 18, 2016

    It's his last chance to suck his own dick

    -2
  • fatlarry February 18, 2016

    @jonny boy it was stp...; poor guy would give everything to feel his Dick one last time

    +0
  • spinal12 February 18, 2016

    I'm half the man i used to be.

    +0
  • truckingman February 18, 2016

    Can someone please DOPE HIM UP OR PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MOTHER FUCKING MISERY!!!!!! CAN YOU NOT SEE, “HE IS IN MOTHER FUCKING PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    +1
  • pizzapie February 18, 2016

    Steve Austin, a man barely alive, we can rebuild him

    +0
  • maddog123 February 19, 2016

    That's just bad fucking bad.

    +0
  • sbohica February 19, 2016

    @maddog, so how bad is it?

    -1
  • oldrooster February 19, 2016

    Its going to be kind of hard for you to fuck goats now Halfie.

    +0
  • allcaps February 19, 2016

    somebody find him his phone..i know I woulda tried to for him..for that one last call to someone who gives a fuckin shit for him..because dead dogs dont have cel phones..or abortion fetuses...when can fetuses have cel phones on a phone plan?...talk to your provider....

    +0
  • cellule February 19, 2016

    What a luck! The "original" Kenny passed away last week!

    He can take his place in the Hall of Who Cares".

    -1
  • rockinron February 19, 2016

    organ sale, half off on all internal organs, self serve only

    +0
  • maddfoxxer February 19, 2016

    Look at it on the bright side truckjng, he's only in half as juch pain...

    +0
 
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