A man finds a anaconda...

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...and he does what any sane person would do. Who the fuck walks up and tries to put a hand on a 600lbs+ snake known to take down shit human size? That guy is who.

22 Comments
  • wifebeater2000 February 28, 2016

    in the morning hel b covered up in the kitty litter next to toreals kids

    +7
  • mrpoop February 28, 2016

    That shit made me jump

    +4
  • nybadguy February 28, 2016

    Snakes and spiders are my fears.

    +2
  • bananahammock February 28, 2016

    I got a snake man

    +0
  • rickyragoo February 28, 2016

    kill that and make some belts and shoes...

    +0
  • truckingman February 28, 2016

    The anaconda was sort of politely telling the guy to leave it along. I would have not toughed the snake but slowly, carefully watching the snake's behavior, got close enough, with out toughing to snake, to make my comparison; or I could make a scaled rig on a pole a carefully place it on the snake and zoom for the comparison shot.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +2
  • corruptedsob February 28, 2016

    Looks like ouch's shit has a mind of its own

    +3
  • provert February 28, 2016

    Well he doesn't have a child problem anymore

    +0
  • outotown February 28, 2016

    Take a shotgun to that thing.

    +2
  • boobles February 28, 2016

    Omg! Trucking man you crack me up! Your posts are so funny!

    +2
  • whobe February 28, 2016

    Hey ole lady I found the dog!

    +1
  • maddog123 February 28, 2016

    I don't have a snake any more it shribeld up.

    +2
  • rockinron February 28, 2016

    i bet stink would fuck it.

    -1
  • ouch February 28, 2016

    fucking made me jump

    +3
  • ugggggggg February 28, 2016

    "A" ANACONDER? CHIMP PAW!

    +1
  • ugggggggg February 28, 2016

    A anacondor lol AN AN AN TWAT!

    +2
  • aquahollic February 28, 2016

    @ugggggggg annnnnnnnddd grammar Nazi for the win

    +3
  • ouch February 29, 2016

    Fucking racist snake!

    +2
  • woodchipper30 February 29, 2016

    CRAZY SHIT IF YOU HAVE VIDEO OF THIS SNAKE EATTING THIS GUY POST IT ALONG WITH VIDEO OF SNAKE SHITTING HIM OUT

    +1
  • cellule February 29, 2016

    @woodchipper30: Do you want an applepie turn-over with that?

    +1
  • potrostation February 29, 2016

    Offer it a yappy little dog ;and make friends with it.

    +2
  • captianchaoz October 23, 2016

    Made me jump back in my rocking chair!

    +0
 
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