I bet the entire time this guy was laying there he couldn't feel shit...then he had to look at it. You can almost watch the realization of sheer pain when peeped that stump sticking out of that mangled leg.
he's not so bad to the bone now...
Ron Jeremy would be jalous of that boner.
You needed a little bigger scooter to make sure you died right away.
Put some Tussin on it, Buckwheat.
When I get up I'm going to kick that guys ass that ran me over.
No more clutch for that poor fella.
Is this the antipode of a wound-pussy?
Fuck-it, just leave him for the Chupacabra.
Look on the bright side Juan. You will only have to buy one shoe from now on.
The victim is lucky that he DID NOT TEAR ANY OF HIS MAJOR LEG VEINS AND ARTERIES IN HIS ACCIDENT...... A link, posted below, to a digram of the leg veins and arteries.
He can still be a pirate
@picklehiesner yes he can,we'll call him Captain Stumpy the Butt Pirate,or Peggy...
ARRRR.....Shiver me leg timber.
That's why you never wear Crocs and ride a bike, turns you into a little bitch.
was disappointed that a tiger didnt come outta the bush and drag his ass back in.
'This is supposed to happen to someone ellles!''