Polly Wants A Cracker

David G.
19,409 Views 9 months ago

Polly wants a cracker and a cracker is what he got. This is the kind of stuff that got cut out sesame street for being too graphic. Who would have thought big bird was such a sex maniac much less try and rape a white guy. Talk about polly wanting a cracker. What kind of bird is that even? Giant mutant pigeon, a turkey, nah it's gotta be a peacock with a horny cock.

27 Comments
  • provert March 10, 2016

    Sorry guy your it's bitch now

    +6
  • vulture March 10, 2016

    my mate has a parrot and when I had long hair it would land on my head and rake it up into a nest and then cover my ears with its wings, it never jizzed on me so we think its a female

    +3
  • crazyvet March 10, 2016

    Don't ever wear that feramone cologne in the fucking woods.

    +4
  • mrpoop March 10, 2016

    Welcome to pound town

    +4
  • whobe March 10, 2016

    Hello 911 I got a bird fucking me in the ear.

    +9
  • dog66 March 10, 2016

    I think he liked it

    +3
  • marcodufour March 10, 2016

    The bird was singing Bob Marley`s song " I wanna love yerrrr and treat you right, everyday and every night "

    +3
  • rickyragoo March 10, 2016

    so uggggggg really is a bird that will jizz on anything or anyone...

    +8
  • cyberbu11y March 10, 2016

    Fuck yo face cracka

    +2
  • sleeko March 10, 2016

    I think Polly wanted a blowjob.

    +6
  • maddfoxxer March 10, 2016

    Dont run its the grest turkey, pardoned by the President

    +1
  • joedumber March 10, 2016

    jack rambone re-incarnated

    +1
  • cellule March 10, 2016

    That's why Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey for USA's national bird: to fuck with your mind.

    +2
  • ugggggggg March 10, 2016

    I'd sperm over the Canaries fur to SLOW IT DOWN and show it who's "boss".

    +2
  • nybadguy March 10, 2016

    FWP

    +2
  • aquahollic March 10, 2016

    ever birds know liberals won't resist

    +1
  • fatlarry March 10, 2016

    Bird fucker

    +2
  • 72jayd March 10, 2016

    Lolly wants some pussy.

    +1
  • rockinron March 10, 2016

    if he were black then it would be "polly want a nigger?" instead of polly want a cracker

    +3
  • truckingman March 10, 2016

    Dave the bird is a male, or cock, Western Capercaillie. They are MF" territorial so this Western Capercaillie cock just made this poor guy its' MF" BIOTCH.......

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_capercaillie

    +2
  • maddog123 March 11, 2016

    Now we no what ouch really done on his honeymoon.

    +1
  • maddog123 March 11, 2016

    Polly wants ouch poly wants ouch.

    +1
  • maddog123 March 11, 2016

    Ouch don't shoot the messenger.

    +1
  • eric3533 March 11, 2016

    Raped in the face, lol

    +2
  • mykejp March 11, 2016

    Teabagged by a turkey.

    +1
  • wilbme March 11, 2016

    Guy is hen pecked.

    +1
  • aynrant March 14, 2016

    Polly may just fuck the eyeball out of your socket.

    +0
 
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