Friday Fails: Dumbasses

David G.
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This Friday Fails has our dumbasses of the week. From idiots trying to fish using a bomb, a parkour fail, a confused kid after he tried to stab 2 liter soda bottle and it exploded. A few more random fails ending with some jack ass lighting a fart and almost catching his balls on fire.

28 Comments
  • rickyragoo March 11, 2016

    first one lmfao ,I have too try that...

    +2
  • vulture March 11, 2016

    best Friday laugh for ages...nice one Dave

    +2
  • txdo_msk March 11, 2016

    Christ. Everybody knows you're supposed to light farts with a bottle rocket...

    +4
  • sbohica March 11, 2016

    Not a bad compilation daveG! You even gave @allcaps a double shot, of a hairy white mans ass!!! Tent city will be a little warmer for him/her/it tonight.

    +0
  • crazyvet March 11, 2016

    Now that I'm getting older, dumbasses are more entertaining than sluts. Sorry guys.

    +5
  • rickyragoo March 11, 2016

    @sbohica your like the guy with the big shit,you really need to let shit go...

    +5
  • sbohica March 11, 2016

    @ricky. Let me ask u a serious question... Does it honestly affect ur life, with the comments made on this site? Do you have a deep, personal relationship with allcaps? Or are you a person who simply likes to judge people because of ur own insecurities? Where were u when allcaps attacked me multiple times? If ur Christian, ur not supposed to judge, rite? I'm atheist/agnostic so not sure on that. I'm curious for ur answer, to better understand people who, judge, just to judge..

    -4
  • rickyragoo March 11, 2016

    see ya in the fourms...

    +3
  • sbohica March 11, 2016

    @ricky, Im not wasting my energy on the CS Forum Keyboard Warrior Fapping Free for All. (aka CS FKWFFA) I asked a question. If u dont want to answer, fine, that's ur rite, cool with me.

    -2
  • rockinron March 11, 2016

    @rickyragoo its ok dude dont let the troll get to you. he can dish it out all fuckin day but god help anyone that throws it back at him. children are like that dude,just laugh it off. SBOHICA FOR PRESIDENT(of the rainbow internet warriors)

    +7
  • rockinron March 11, 2016

    see i knew it the D.N.R. do go redneck fishing.......there just not very good at it.

    +4
  • sbohica March 11, 2016

    Ron, you are just not worth it anymore. You faked your death (AND LAUGHED AT ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WERE TYPING OUT THEIR HEART FELT CONDOLENCES, I MEAN TO YOUR FAMILY DUDE), real funny... You claim to be a CIA agent. You claim to be an elected official and last but not least, you claim to be heterosexual! Your a narcissistic liar and the worst trash of a nigger, Ive ever heard of. Done!

    -4
  • rickyragoo March 11, 2016

    @rockinron hes not getting to me ,I just wanted to have a chat with him in the forums where this shit belongs but he declined the invitation, it's all good...

    +7
  • sbohica March 11, 2016

    ^^^And who started the shit douchebag? Unless u are @allcaps, then you should of minded your own business and shut the fuck up, ass jockey!!!! The fuckin stupidity with u, is borderline tard.

    -2
  • truckingman March 11, 2016

    First, IT IS A MF" GRENADE DUMDASS!!! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO THOW IT AWAY FROM YOU BOAT, WAIT FOR THE EXPLOSION, THEN GO OVER, AND SCOOP UP THE FISH!!! Second What was your goal? Third, soda has COMPRESSED CO², Carbon Dioxide, injected into it that is why soda fizzes when you drink it. Forth, tiny isolations or a MF" BITCH when you are speeding. Fifth, SLOW DOWN THOUSANDS OF FEET BEFORE YOU YOU STOP!!! Sixth, You need to speed up before you try to jump off your ramp. Seventh why where leaning on the doors? Eighth, a case of "Whisky Throttle." Ninth, your friend is a MF" JACKASS... Tenth this guy again, he is drinking the bottle he open with his ass. Eleventh, burning Hydrogen, Methane, and Anal Hair are a MF" BIOTCH!!!

    Just shaking his head, ...............

    +1
  • whobe March 11, 2016

    Good shit Dave G. good shit, thanks.

    +6
  • insanemonkey March 11, 2016

    sound system on the boat was the bomb!!

    +3
  • vaticider March 11, 2016

    Should be renamed to wins.... I saw no fails

    +1
  • allcaps March 11, 2016

    @sbohica leave my buttbuddy alone

    +3
  • allcaps March 11, 2016

    @sbohica you sure like using my name..and i approve, i love being inside someones head on here and why i am here and for comments like yours..and you sure are falling for my ways..i am honing my skills on here after a long squishy talk with Mr. Ouch and changing my ways for the better...my plan is working,not only on my part but what i have installed in your poor head..dream about me tonite

    +3
  • allcaps March 12, 2016

    thanks for your time David..i read a sign today about too much coffee.."just doing stupid things faster"..i got a good chuckle out of it

    +3
  • ouch March 12, 2016

    @allcaps Yeah you is OK lol

    +7
  • allcaps March 12, 2016

    @ouch THANKS MISTER

    +2
  • allcaps March 12, 2016

    @rickyragoo someone told me once I'm not a Sheep..as in not to be herded...be your own way in other words I think

    +0
  • allcaps March 12, 2016

    @sbohica Let me ask you a serious question... Does it honestly affect your life, with the comments made on this site? Do you have a deep, personal relationship with ricky? Or are you a person who simply likes to judge people because of your own insecurities? Where were you when ricky attacked me multiple times? If you're Christian? you are not supposed to judge? right? I'm atheist/agnostic (cant be both) so im just a stupid fuck? and you are sure on that?. I'm curious for your answer, to better understand people who judge?, just to judge?...not a question just telling you what a fool you are...

    +2
  • oldrooster March 12, 2016

    Scheisse!!GRENADA!!!!!

    +3
  • ugggggggg March 12, 2016

    Sbohica YOUR RIGHT!!! +1!!

    -1
  • aynrant March 14, 2016

    I thought this was crazyshit not break.com

    +0
 
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