Orange Chicken & Lap Dance To Go

David G.
28,860 Views 9 months ago

This needs to be a thing here in the states. A Chinese buffet with live entertainment, by which I mean a skinny Asian stripper giving groping lap dances while you enjoy your orange chicken and chowmein. I wonder if the food taste like pussy there, I know she does but I mean does the food contain cat lulz.

19 Comments
  • txdo_msk March 11, 2016

    Goddammit, I'm eating! Come back when I'm working on my fortune cookie, bitch!

    +3
  • mrpoop March 11, 2016

    Tits or GTFO

    +2
  • crazyvet March 11, 2016

    Waiter, I have pubic hair in my food.

    +4
  • rickyragoo March 11, 2016

    nothing wrong with a little entertainment with dinner...

    +2
  • iluvkitty March 11, 2016

    tastes like chicken!!!

    +2
  • happyjack March 11, 2016

    When the egg roll on your plate is bigger than the egg roll in your pants I guess pussy isn't a high priority.

    +5
  • rockinron March 11, 2016

    i definitely would eat the asian sushi at that restaurant

    +2
  • whobe March 11, 2016

    Now if she would have farted.

    +1
  • provert March 11, 2016

    Honey I swear I just had some sweet and sour pork I don't know how I got face herpes

    +4
  • truckingman March 11, 2016

    Well her act does bring the crowds into the restaurant, management's strategy is fruitful.

    +1
  • insanemonkey March 11, 2016

    dayuumm, they cook, then dance. my kind of restaurant.

    +1
  • aquahollic March 11, 2016

    over there it's most likely a dude

    +3
  • nybadguy March 11, 2016

    I hate gooks

    -1
  • ouch March 12, 2016

    @nybadguy HAHAHAHA+1 lmmfao

    +1
  • oldrooster March 12, 2016

    Ill have mine with extra sour dough please.

    +2
  • joedumber March 12, 2016

    Chinese chicks are hard to find for a fuck, their either busy running restaurants, or hiding in empty massage parlors no one wants to get arrested in.

    +1
  • sanitywelcomed March 12, 2016

    "I grind on you....you pay me 5 dolla"

    +2
  • luvschixwdix March 13, 2016

    she doesn't work there... she didn't have enough to pay for dinner...

    +0
  • dozer67 March 14, 2016

    count me in I wanna go!!!! I like fresh fish..

    +0
 
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