Man Tears Up His Penis During Accident

David G.
22,606 Views 2 years ago

Accidents are a pain in the ass but no for this guy. For him it was a pain in the dick. Can't get any worse than tearing up your penis after a moped accident. He may not be dead but he's definitely out of the gene pool.

  •   provert March 14, 2016

    Looks like a broken dick parade. Hey rook what happened to wing lee

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  •   nybadguy March 14, 2016

    Going to be bumpy ride in rickshaw to the er.

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  • iluvkitty March 14, 2016

    Ok, how many of y'all jacked off to this?(By thinking she has a pussy now)

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  •   rickyragoo March 14, 2016

    don't matter, them gooks all look alike

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  •   corruptedsob March 14, 2016

    Now it's junk ....

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  •   mykejp March 14, 2016

    Shredded Meat

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  •   whobe March 14, 2016

    Better get use to moaning when he has sex for now on.

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  • bite-me71 March 14, 2016

    Well I think my dick and balls crawled up into my stomach. Thank you crazyshit for one upping people getting their dicks fucked up.

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  •   mrpoop March 14, 2016

    slap some Synthol tits on him and change his name to Caitlyn J

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  • fluffy_hamster March 14, 2016

    So that is how ladyboys are made?

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  •   ugggggggg March 14, 2016

    If that was me,I'd piss out blood at the "cameraperson" as my last "deed". And film it.

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  •   truckingman March 14, 2016

    Did his moped's haedle bars sher his penis and testicles off his body?

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  •   maddog123 March 14, 2016

    Pee wee Herman adventure.

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  • vaticider March 15, 2016

    I hope that pussy was worth it.

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  • dracos March 15, 2016

    other than the menstrual cycle he he seems like typical healthy asian stud

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  •   maddog123 March 15, 2016

    I wasnt there that night but those idiot friends of mine got drunk and this old boy that showed up at there get together hell they didn't even no who invited him anyway dude passes out and those fuckers tied fishing string to his dick and tied off the other end to the porch railing fucker was passed out on porch anyway they sprayed shaving cream in his hands and took a broom straw and started tickling his nose and between his eyes soon the itching took hold over his stuper and he slapped at his face pow fucking shaving cream went every where he was fucking pissed drunk and pissed remember he's got a fishing line tied to his dick and its tied off to the banister so there laughing and yes fucking drunk mad and starts taking off across the porch after there ass and that's when it happen the line tighten and it decapated the head of dudes dick if it wasn't for them dumbasses being ken to the sherrif and the judge here they would have been fucked they did pay for reattaching his dick head and give him some money but myself I try not to pass out around those idiots and if I do I always check to see if they have gone fishing again.

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  • ven0m89 March 15, 2016

    A bullet to the head woulda been nice for him.

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  • cellule March 15, 2016

    Did he even had one before the accident?

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  • honkie365 March 15, 2016

    Pour salt on it to prevent infection.

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  •   wombatbytes March 18, 2016

    Worst case of blue balls ever.

    He self detonated.

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