Accidents are a pain in the ass but no for this guy. For him it was a pain in the dick. Can't get any worse than tearing up your penis after a moped accident. He may not be dead but he's definitely out of the gene pool.
Looks like a broken dick parade. Hey rook what happened to wing lee
Going to be bumpy ride in rickshaw to the er.
Ok, how many of y'all jacked off to this?(By thinking she has a pussy now)
don't matter, them gooks all look alike
Now it's junk ....
Better get use to moaning when he has sex for now on.
Well I think my dick and balls crawled up into my stomach. Thank you crazyshit for one upping people getting their dicks fucked up.
slap some Synthol tits on him and change his name to Caitlyn J
So that is how ladyboys are made?
If that was me,I'd piss out blood at the "cameraperson" as my last "deed". And film it.
Did his moped's haedle bars sher his penis and testicles off his body?
Pee wee Herman adventure.
I hope that pussy was worth it.
other than the menstrual cycle he he seems like typical healthy asian stud
I wasnt there that night but those idiot friends of mine got drunk and this old boy that showed up at there get together hell they didn't even no who invited him anyway dude passes out and those fuckers tied fishing string to his dick and tied off the other end to the porch railing fucker was passed out on porch anyway they sprayed shaving cream in his hands and took a broom straw and started tickling his nose and between his eyes soon the itching took hold over his stuper and he slapped at his face pow fucking shaving cream went every where he was fucking pissed drunk and pissed remember he's got a fishing line tied to his dick and its tied off to the banister so there laughing and yes fucking drunk mad and starts taking off across the porch after there ass and that's when it happen the line tighten and it decapated the head of dudes dick if it wasn't for them dumbasses being ken to the sherrif and the judge here they would have been fucked they did pay for reattaching his dick head and give him some money but myself I try not to pass out around those idiots and if I do I always check to see if they have gone fishing again.
A bullet to the head woulda been nice for him.
Did he even had one before the accident?
Pour salt on it to prevent infection.
Worst case of blue balls ever.
He self detonated.