Machete Beating

Big Jeff
18,455 Views 8 months ago

We see a lot of machete beatings and this one is the dullest one yet. You can hear the thud and the ping of the blade(if you want to call it that), but there wasn't one drop of blood. Even a semi sharp blade should have at least bloodied this dude.

29 Comments
  • stenchfart March 19, 2016

    the dude worked at a message board and posted videos that froze up

    +2
  • nybadguy March 19, 2016

    More like a stick then a fuckin machete. Not one drop of blood

    +1
  • corruptedsob March 19, 2016

    Trump's right, we need a wall

    +4
  • fistermister March 19, 2016

    Should've bought a Ginsu back in the day. Them fuckers never get dull.

    +1
  • vaticider March 19, 2016

    Something about the Machete beatings makes my skin crawl.

    +1
  • fatlarry March 19, 2016

    it takes a whole village to slaughter a child

    +1
  • yojoe March 19, 2016

    I love Animal Planet!

    +4
  • mrpoop March 19, 2016

    He unplugged the WiFi on accident

    +1
  • rickyragoo March 19, 2016

    he must have stole all the smarties and everyone else felt stupid about it...

    +1
  • ouch March 19, 2016

    DERP!

    +1
  • mykejp March 19, 2016

    If it was me, I'd say fuck restraint and use the sharp side.

    +1
  • dozer67 March 19, 2016

    That spic has some tough skin...

    +3
  • spinal12 March 19, 2016

    Must be down town Chicago

    +2
  • ugggggggg March 19, 2016

    Coz this is Thrillerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,..,.,Thrillerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,..,,,

    +1
  • rockinron March 19, 2016

    first diane fossey discovered they could use simple tools, and now they are wearing cloths!! next thing you know jane goodall will have taught them how to speak !!!

    +1
  • sicotrere March 19, 2016

    Dam its mating season again

    +1
  • truckingman March 19, 2016

    Are they using Walmart® machetes?

    +0
  • truckingman March 19, 2016

    What was his crime to have almost all of his village trying to kill him?

    +0
  • whobe March 19, 2016

    They sure got the female chimps riled up the way they were screaming out.

    +1
  • irritable_cunt March 19, 2016

    Is that machete blunt or just being used by a cunt.... Oh I'm a poet and didn't know it!

    +1
  • edrich March 19, 2016

    @fistermister And a big one at that.

    +2
  • dracos March 20, 2016

    the machete must be black, thats why it doesnt work

    +2
  • aquahollic March 20, 2016

    apparently no lives matter in africa

    +2
  • maddog123 March 20, 2016

    Since this post blows I will talk about my asshole I got smoked up and then I got the munches and I'm thinking my ole lady pulled one over on me she gave me a huge cheese sampler box for no reason she never gives me anything except orders to keep the damn cat litter box cleaned when she's out of town anyway I'm high and I get the munches so instead of nukeing me a TV dinner I tear into that cheese box god the bacon cheese was to fucking die for and now I just might this morning my gut was giving me what's for I had gas bad but I also had ass blockage I've been up all day trying to move around and try to unclog my fucking ass and about an hour ago I thought I was finally winning the battle I was pushing then I eased off and relaxed and the cheese turd started to slide out then all of a fucking sudden it stopped about a third of the way out and it fucking stopped motherfucker!!!!! Now I'm laying here on my side named with a fucking log sticking out of my fucking ass and the cat fuckers cats are stairing at my ass kind of funny I can't get them to leave the room thru a shoe at them but the fuckers keep coming back and watching me I can't go to sleep I'm in pain my ass is hurting if I ever get this cheese log to come out I'm saving part of it and I'm going to shove it down my ole lady's throat and the other part to those damn cats and I hope it clogs up there assholes and kills there furry fucking asses.fucking bastards anyway its going to be a long night me on the CD with a cheese log sticking out of my ass.ouch!

    +1
  • handsomedevil March 20, 2016

    "BlackLivesMatter 😂😂😂

    +0
  • cellule March 20, 2016

    His machette smells like chicken, that's why they stay for more.

    +1
  • honkie365 March 20, 2016

    Amazing that all these people happened to be off of work at the same time.

    If you close your eyes it sounds like Atlantic City NJ.

    -1
  • nexus6 March 20, 2016

    I think he said his name was kunta kinte and not toby......

    -1
  • redrocker November 7, 2016

    remind me again why the aussies stopped classifying these things as fauna? they seem pretty animal like to me.

    +0
 
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