A man apart

Big Jeff
14,813 Views 8 months ago

Sources say this guy lived after this. Which makes me wonder a few huge questions. How does he shit and how does he piss?

20 Comments
  • fistermister March 20, 2016

    Dr. Can you wiggle your toes for me?

    +4
  • zahnfee March 20, 2016

    Maybe master Jepetto can make him a new pair of legs ;)

    +3
  • rockinron March 20, 2016

    o the bright side he'll save a shit load of money on shoes and shit paper now!

    -7
  • rockinron March 20, 2016

    this shits scary he's not asian, does that mean the mopeds are stalking foreigners now?

    -6
  • rickyragoo March 20, 2016

    now he's only half the man he used to be...

    +3
  • whobe March 20, 2016

    Some fiberglass cloth mix up some resin buy him a skateboard and he's good to go. Oh don't forget the helmet.

    +2
  • mrdrip March 20, 2016

    Chris Tucker stands of top of him, looks at him in the eyes and says: "YOU GONNA DIE THE FUCK OUT"

    +4
  • happyjack March 20, 2016

    I find it hard to believe he survived that.

    +6
  • xizang March 20, 2016

    At the end of the video, he's saying "Wait, first let me say goodbye to my penis"

    +3
  • cellule March 20, 2016

    Nevermind wearing clean underwear everyday..

    +2
  • therath March 20, 2016

    NOW THAT, is an extreme weight plan!

    +3
  • vaticider March 20, 2016

    Lets get one thing strait, that guy wasn't being kind.. he wanted to see if the water would come out after he drank it.

    +2
  • nybadguy March 20, 2016

    I mean what do you say to the guy. Hang on buddy they can sew your lower or top half back on.

    +2
  • srjordan March 20, 2016

    I find it hard to believe he lived, especially being in a 3rd world shithole. The emt obviously wasn't in any hurry to get him off the road. But if by some miracle he lived, he's shitting and pissing in a bag.

    +3
  • mykejp March 21, 2016

    No more goat pussy for you.

    +1
  • blartfart March 21, 2016

    Now how in the hell is he supposed to fuck 74 virgins??

    +1
  • wombatbytes March 21, 2016

    Who cares whether he can shit or piss? The real question is can he masturbate?!!!

    +1
  • ugggggggg March 21, 2016

    His nickname is*smail trail" ;)

    +1
  • fatlarry March 21, 2016

    They will fix him up he will be riding around on a skate board begging for money in no time

    +0
  • ih8boston March 22, 2016

    If that was me I'd be begging for a bullet to my head....no reason to live like that...

    +0
 
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