Sources say this guy lived after this. Which makes me wonder a few huge questions. How does he shit and how does he piss?
Dr. Can you wiggle your toes for me?
Maybe master Jepetto can make him a new pair of legs ;)
o the bright side he'll save a shit load of money on shoes and shit paper now!
this shits scary he's not asian, does that mean the mopeds are stalking foreigners now?
now he's only half the man he used to be...
Some fiberglass cloth mix up some resin buy him a skateboard and he's good to go. Oh don't forget the helmet.
Chris Tucker stands of top of him, looks at him in the eyes and says: "YOU GONNA DIE THE FUCK OUT"
I find it hard to believe he survived that.
At the end of the video, he's saying "Wait, first let me say goodbye to my penis"
Nevermind wearing clean underwear everyday..
NOW THAT, is an extreme weight plan!
Lets get one thing strait, that guy wasn't being kind.. he wanted to see if the water would come out after he drank it.
I mean what do you say to the guy. Hang on buddy they can sew your lower or top half back on.
I find it hard to believe he lived, especially being in a 3rd world shithole. The emt obviously wasn't in any hurry to get him off the road. But if by some miracle he lived, he's shitting and pissing in a bag.
No more goat pussy for you.
Now how in the hell is he supposed to fuck 74 virgins??
Who cares whether he can shit or piss? The real question is can he masturbate?!!!
His nickname is*smail trail" ;)
They will fix him up he will be riding around on a skate board begging for money in no time
If that was me I'd be begging for a bullet to my head....no reason to live like that...