Spit your seeds somewhere else

Big Jeff
21,577 Views 8 months ago

Some shitty teen in China has met his match thanks to The Asian Hammer. He protects the city of Beijing with the strength of hardened steel hard as the hand that wields it.

34 Comments
  • fistermister March 20, 2016

    They'll kill you for eating sunflower seeds, But you're good to go eating the peanuts out of somebody's SHIT!

    +13
  • rockinron March 20, 2016

    funny, i thought Thor was a norse viking?

    -3
  • mrdrip March 20, 2016

    When you throw your waste on the floor, don't forget to pack your loaded .44

    +1
  • realtalks March 20, 2016

    Now beat him some more for bleeding on the floor!

    +9
  • fucka March 20, 2016

    @realtalks what did you google to find that picture?

    +2
  • happyjack March 20, 2016

    Pissed off the wrong superhero

    +2
  • ouch March 20, 2016

    The train guards have some fucked up uniforms over there

    -2
  • cellule March 20, 2016

    Well deserved. Now pick-up your shit. Hope that teached you the meaning of RESPECT. That's why niggers have guns: no one would dare telling them off.

    +0
  • stalin March 20, 2016

    Fucking power ranger kicked his ass.

    +2
  • dog66 March 20, 2016

    he should have beat him some more for bleeding on the subway

    +0
  • dracos March 20, 2016

    I didn't know that MC Hammer lived in China

    +1
  • rickyragoo March 20, 2016

    should of smashed him in the mouth ,that will keep him from spitting "seeds" for awhile...

    +0
  • vaticider March 20, 2016

    I would bet that hammer thumping was a long time in coming just listening to his punk ass attitude.

    +1
  • picklehiesner March 20, 2016

    Lol subwayman kicked his ass

    +5
  • cyberbu11y March 20, 2016

    Yep.. Still commies

    +1
  • nybadguy March 20, 2016

    Well fuck me. That karate chop came out of nowhere.

    +1
  • ugggggggg March 20, 2016

    But WHY did he have a "mask"on?they all look the same :)

    +2
  • belchesfelches March 20, 2016

    ..some kind of crazy ass mix of Thor, Power Rangers, Goldfinger and a fuckin' court jester.

    +0
  • maddog123 March 20, 2016

    Fuck china fuck china want to see it again fuck china fuck japan fuck Korea damn that's a lot of fucking fuck.

    +1
  • oldrooster March 20, 2016

    Now tell this hammer to fuck off punk.

    +0
  • joedumber March 21, 2016

    so if China wants to go to war with the US all the US has to do is spit sunflower seeds on the ground and China will self destruct?

    +0
  • mykejp March 21, 2016

    Captain Hammer dresses like Judge Dredd's retarded cousin.

    +0
  • blartfart March 21, 2016

    Kick the gook in the nuts

    +0
  • wombatbytes March 21, 2016

    Fluro Ninja.

    +0
  • kishoph March 21, 2016

    Lesson is, make sure there's not a Samurai on the subway before you go spitting your seeds on the floor.

    +2
  • whobe March 21, 2016

    This guy needs to patrol the streets for people that use the sidewalks as a restroom.

    +2
  • whobe March 21, 2016

    And while your down there I would advise you to pick up those shells.

    +1
  • wilbme March 21, 2016

    Hammer time!

    +1
  • ugggggggg March 21, 2016

    Why aren't there more uploads? Hurry up u lazy twats!

    +1
  • fluffy_hamster March 21, 2016

    PWND

    +0
  • aquahollic March 21, 2016

    in todays adventures of the hammer samurai

    +0
  • ih8boston March 22, 2016

    Who the fuck was that opd school ninja guy? Lol

    Guess you can only eat someones pule and shit on the subway...

    +0
  • woodchipper30 March 23, 2016

    @whobe AND SHIT PORN AND BAD PORN ETC

    +0
  • tbcxtc March 23, 2016

    he literally didnt know what the fuck hit him.....and neither did I

    +0
 
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