Saddest Looking Lapdance Ever

David G.
25,225 Views 8 months ago

This has to be the saddest looking lap dance ever. Maybe it is because his wife is fat? Maybe not she isn't bad at all for a chubby gal. Maybe the years have taken their toll. If he doesn't feel like doing his duty I'd be glad to give a dog a bone for a night.

28 Comments
  • mrpoop March 29, 2016

    Hey man, I wanted to see more of her ass

    +1
  • oyster March 29, 2016

    lol.... should have kick her in the cunt. she cared more bout showing off to the camera than givin him a lappy. FUCKIN BOOOOOT

    +2
  • nybadguy March 29, 2016

    She looks a bit retarded but I'd slip her my pork sword

    +1
  • fistermister March 29, 2016

    If you ate nothing but cheese burgers for the last 10 years, how excited would you be to eat another cheese burger?

    +5
  • xizang March 29, 2016

    She wasn't doing shit for him - she was too busy seducing the camera. Fucking has-been slut.

    +2
  • crazyvet March 29, 2016

    That dance would have best been done in total darkness, my old friend.

    +2
  • marcodufour March 29, 2016

    He`s thinking " Yeah I`m still fucking your sister "

    +5
  • marcodufour March 29, 2016

    ^^^^ Or he`s thinking " and you wonder why I need to jack off to porn five times a day ? "

    +5
  • vulture March 29, 2016

    he looks bored and more in need of a sandwich

    +4
  • whobe March 29, 2016

    My dog was raising hell.

    +1
  • rockinron March 29, 2016

    his only hope was to go blind before she started, unfortunately that was not in the cards for him today!

    +3
  • stenchfart March 29, 2016

    Al Bundy...ya know what you have to do ..cowboy

    +2
  • corruptedsob March 29, 2016

    Dudes like hurry up bitch , CS updates are one

    +2
  • mykejp March 29, 2016

    He's was hoping her mom would come in the room, so he can do her instead.

    +2
  • vaticanvomit March 29, 2016

    He's sad because that wasn't a fucking lap dance. It was bullshit goth slow dancing with her ass hanging out. AND he found out why the cunt wasn't fucking him anymore. She gives all her time to online lame asses so she can feel special. He's thinking right in that moment, "what the fuck have I done with my life"

    +7
  • oyster March 29, 2016

    ^^^^ I totally agree +1

    +3
  • happyjack March 29, 2016

    He looks too high to care. She's the kind of girl you say is fat if you are talking with your friends, but if you are by yourself you try to fuck her.

    +0
  • kingjoa March 29, 2016

    @vaticanvomit can you show us a real fucking lap dance?

    +3
  • eric3533 March 29, 2016

    This is sad. He looks geeked out of his mind. Another line outta do it.

    +1
  • vaticanvomit March 30, 2016

    Lol I cannot show you a real lap dance. I am clumsy and would fall on my face.

    +1
  • marcodufour March 30, 2016

    @vaticanvomit yeah but with your boobs you would bounce straight back up ; )

    +3
  • cellule March 30, 2016

    D8 & D10 models are good at sammich making but are'nt worth shit for everything else.

    +1
  • ven0m89 March 30, 2016

    Marriage summed up in one video.

    +2
  • firah March 30, 2016

    The lucky ones...

    +1
  • aquahollic March 30, 2016

    well... her tits look okayish

    +1
  • dozer67 March 30, 2016

    @vaticanvomit enough said...

    +1
  • fatlarry March 30, 2016

    Honey I think I need another drink

    +1
  • theattackmaste April 3, 2016

    Duuude!! You had me laughing for several minutes :'D

    +0
 
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