The shortest distance between two objects is a straight line...while that is true this lady should make sure that line isn't obstructed by a semi.
Making a Chinese sandwich is a one time thing.
Hey lady are you ok?
In those cuntrys its called dinner.
What was the truck; a fucking meat grinder?
All the pedestrians in NYC walking like "yeah just hit me,I'll Sue".... Should see this mess....
Wait...she was eating a hot dog with ketchup when she tried to cross?
get the snow shovel and a trash bag
nothing to see here folks, action already happened
hey i see a tittys thats still usable .
I'd hit it.
In the paramedic business, we call this "Injuries, not consistent with life".
They just keep driving by like its some old possum in the road