Bad Motherfucker Dodges Bullets

David G.
25,013 Views 8 months ago

This crazy fucker was dodging bullets to fight off some would be robbers. There was no way in hell he was going to give up his bike. Brazil is one crazy place

15 Comments
  • cellule April 4, 2016

    Crazy Shit now plays all the videos twice. VIP fee is 20$ from now on.

    +2
  • fistermister April 4, 2016

    Boris the bullet dodger.

    +1
  • mrpoop April 4, 2016

    Just like dodging jury duty

    +0
  • stenchfart April 4, 2016

    matrix he is the one

    +2
  • happyjack April 4, 2016

    Not over a motorcycle.

    +2
  • nybadguy April 4, 2016

    That guy is a bad shot

    +1
  • mykejp April 4, 2016

    Neo is living in a 3rd world shithole.

    +0
  • aquahollic April 4, 2016

    that's one lucky sunovabitch

    +0
  • dhwbomber April 4, 2016

    ... not diggin' the repeat on all the vids... hope this doesn't become a "thing"...

    +1
  • sbohica April 5, 2016

    @dwhbomber, VIP up and daveG will run it 3 times for ya...

    -1
  • dracos April 5, 2016

    that guy literary wasn't afraid to bite the bullet

    +0
  • maddog123 April 5, 2016

    I was eighteen and I was sneaking over to this girls house at night getting me a little while her dad worked third shift and to safe proof the home in case the father snuck up on us and me plowing his whore daughter I put a chair up under the door knob for extra lockage and boy did I need it that chair saved my life the chair knoby thing worked that night all she would do was blow me so we smoke weed and I got BLOWED and then I passed out next thing I no I wake up and I'm in this daze for a second and I see this man staring thru the front door window screaming take your dick out of my daughter mouth and yes shaking the fuck out of the front door trying to open it then I realize we passed out together my pants down around my ankles and she passed out with my dick in her mouth.out the back door I went and thru the woods bulletts flying I had two tears in the shoulders of my shirt where those shells grazed my ass but I lived thru it lived to get BLOWED another day.

    +1
  • sbohica April 5, 2016

    The boots I ordered because of ur comments, finally showed up... I can now, read all of ur stories @MADDOG in OSHA approved safety. So keep the stories rolling buddy!!!

    -2
  • picklehiesner April 5, 2016

    Was the dude shooting blanks ?

    +2
  • rockinron April 5, 2016

    @picklehiesner i think his gun may have had a vasectomy .

    +1
 
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