I can only wonder what its like to realize you won't be getting your foot and arm back when you wake up in the hospital the next day after crashing your motorcycle. Losing your limbs is some scary shit.
Must have been a Jew that hit him. Everyone knows Jews charge an arm and a leg.
Someone is having a very bad day.
Fuck. That's both hands. I think I might rather be dead.
I hope for him his insurances will cover the expenses for a hands-free jerk-off-O-matic machine.
His faping days are over
That's right ladies, wake him up to the horror.
Come on boy keep it together.
I do not know if it is better that knowing that you have died.
ladies, if you're trying to wake a sleeping man up, try rubbing inside his pants, not his tits
The rest of his life will be a hands off experience.
what's the cost of driving fast? pretty expensive. i hear it can cost you an arm and a leg.
He's done like dinner...but i'll have that ring on his finger...just laying there with the arm anyways.
Did that hand give me the thumbs up!?!