David G.
20,712 Views 8 months ago

I can only wonder what its like to realize you won't be getting your foot and arm back when you wake up in the hospital the next day after crashing your motorcycle. Losing your limbs is some scary shit.

13 Comments
  • xizang April 7, 2016

    Must have been a Jew that hit him. Everyone knows Jews charge an arm and a leg.

    +6
  • mrpoop April 7, 2016

    Someone is having a very bad day.

    +2
  • yeknom April 7, 2016

    Fuck. That's both hands. I think I might rather be dead.

    +1
  • cellule April 7, 2016

    I hope for him his insurances will cover the expenses for a hands-free jerk-off-O-matic machine.

    +1
  • corruptedsob April 7, 2016

    His faping days are over

    +2
  • bananahammock April 7, 2016

    That's right ladies, wake him up to the horror.

    +0
  • fluffy_hamster April 7, 2016

    Come on boy keep it together.

    +1
  • truckingman April 7, 2016

    I do not know if it is better that knowing that you have died.

    +0
  • dracos April 7, 2016

    ladies, if you're trying to wake a sleeping man up, try rubbing inside his pants, not his tits

    +1
  • mykejp April 7, 2016

    The rest of his life will be a hands off experience.

    +1
  • handsomedevil April 8, 2016

    what's the cost of driving fast? pretty expensive. i hear it can cost you an arm and a leg.

    +1
  • blartfart April 8, 2016

    He's done like dinner...but i'll have that ring on his finger...just laying there with the arm anyways.

    +1
  • dozer67 April 12, 2016

    Did that hand give me the thumbs up!?!

    +0
 
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