This man claims a live fish jumped in his mouth when he opened it. Talk about some painful shit. Maybe the doctors that removed the fish should sew his mouth closed to keep it from happening again.
Cod have been worse! lol
He loved sucking sloppy cock...
Same man claimed he slipped and fell into his wife's sister's pussy.
he will never be able to eat pussy again in peace.
well that must leave a cuntish taste in the mouth
Thanks... Now the Asians have another creepy porn genre.
Dude loves his sushi
You're supposed to scale it, debone it and cook it first you moron.
Better in the mouth than in the arse, that would have been shitty!
KFC ran out of chicken?
His boyfriend said I told him a hundred times to just swallow.
Ok you two, that's enough swapping spit
@cellule I've come to the conclusion that you have a small outdated computer monitor, and that you are still saving up to buy some speakers.
Should have just borrowed the other guys machete
This is also the dude that took a shit by the creek and said a fifty pound cat fish swam up his ass.
Asian Carp are MF" DEADLY MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!! They can aimlessly jump out of the water in a projectile like matter when you just slow run your boat, with an outboad motor, through any body of water the Asian carp inhabit just go down the Illinois River......
I am sorry. I forgot this fact. Asian carp with jump out of the water because of the vibrations of the outboard motors scare the MF" SHIT OUT OF THEM. The vibration sound like the predators that hunt the Asian carp.
Stop blowing fish and this won't happen.SMFH.
Your supposed to push it thru not pull it out... Dumbass.