I don't think kicking a man in the chest or jumping on him is the right way to give him CPR. If he had any chances of living I think they're gone now.
Don't they know they got to do CPR to the beat of staying alive???
Cough up the ganja already
If he wasn't dead before he sure is now!
Not AHA approved, but fucking funny
Hopefully these fucks aren't around if I ever need CPR.
I think the Red Cross nixed the "BEAT THE FUCKING LIFE BACK INTO 'EM" method a long time ago.
If he wasn't dead before. He sure the fuck is now.
Damnit Jim I'm a cop not a doctor!!!!
The power of Christ compels you, THE----POWER---OF---CRIST---COM---PELLS----YOU! They all beat the Hell out of that motherfucker.
That ain't shit. We used to perform that kind of cpr on eachother when we did too much coke
OMFG!! With this video and comments, especially fistmister I couldn't stop laughing my ass off for reals. That was awsome
Few years back I was at a drug beer more drugs whiskey more drugs party get together.fucking place was buzzing hell even the dudes parrots Byrd's were fucking stoned I swear the birds kept saying I'm stoned suck my dick bitches.and some stupid bitch was trying to get in to the cage and suck its Byrd dick fucking crazy shit.so I go into the bath room and this kid under age kid who had got stoned and tried to sober up had turned on the bath tub water and was on his knees bent over in tub apparently throwing water on his face had passed out and the tub water filled up fucker drowned we got him on his back every ones to stoned to no what to do so I grab a shity and I mean it had shit all over it plunger and I put it over his face and started plunging and it worked he puked up water and he was saved but then the little fucker tried to fight me because I got plunger shit in his mouth ungrate full bastard.anyway we are all slapping one another on the back when we heard a god alfull scream and we ran to the living room and the stupid bitch that was trying to molest the parrot was standing there blood every where apparently she got the cage open and pissed the bird off and it bit her fucking nose off and it took chewed off three of her fingers.what a day what a fucking party.
Again, put him in a bag of rice overnight.
GIVE HIM HIS LAST FORTUNE COOKIE HES DONE
hey lady, now's a bad time to play human trampoline
3rd world star. Who else reads a line or two of maddog's manifestos and throws in the towel like fuck it I can't do it?
i would like a couple of asian chicks to do that to me alive and i wwill beat off
to the motley crue anthem "kickstart my heart."
Very nice technique
still wonder why they call them 3rd world countrys?
Better off dead than living with those injuries.
Remind me to not have a heart attack in that fucked up country