Worst Way To Give CPR

David G.
17,961 Views 8 months ago

I don't think kicking a man in the chest or jumping on him is the right way to give him CPR. If he had any chances of living I think they're gone now.

22 Comments
  • irritable_cunt April 15, 2016

    Don't they know they got to do CPR to the beat of staying alive???

    +3
  • corruptedsob April 15, 2016

    Cough up the ganja already

    +4
  • fatlarry April 15, 2016

    If he wasn't dead before he sure is now!

    +2
  • doc_ock April 15, 2016

    Not AHA approved, but fucking funny

    +2
  • 72jayd April 15, 2016

    Hopefully these fucks aren't around if I ever need CPR.

    +2
  • belchesfelches April 15, 2016

    I think the Red Cross nixed the "BEAT THE FUCKING LIFE BACK INTO 'EM" method a long time ago.

    +1
  • nybadguy April 15, 2016

    If he wasn't dead before. He sure the fuck is now.

    +1
  • provert April 15, 2016

    Damnit Jim I'm a cop not a doctor!!!!

    +2
  • fistermister April 15, 2016

    The power of Christ compels you, THE----POWER---OF---CRIST---COM---PELLS----YOU! They all beat the Hell out of that motherfucker.

    +2
  • cyberbu11y April 15, 2016

    That ain't shit. We used to perform that kind of cpr on eachother when we did too much coke

    +2
  • sealex April 15, 2016

    OMFG!! With this video and comments, especially fistmister I couldn't stop laughing my ass off for reals. That was awsome

    +2
  • maddog123 April 15, 2016

    Few years back I was at a drug beer more drugs whiskey more drugs party get together.fucking place was buzzing hell even the dudes parrots Byrd's were fucking stoned I swear the birds kept saying I'm stoned suck my dick bitches.and some stupid bitch was trying to get in to the cage and suck its Byrd dick fucking crazy shit.so I go into the bath room and this kid under age kid who had got stoned and tried to sober up had turned on the bath tub water and was on his knees bent over in tub apparently throwing water on his face had passed out and the tub water filled up fucker drowned we got him on his back every ones to stoned to no what to do so I grab a shity and I mean it had shit all over it plunger and I put it over his face and started plunging and it worked he puked up water and he was saved but then the little fucker tried to fight me because I got plunger shit in his mouth ungrate full bastard.anyway we are all slapping one another on the back when we heard a god alfull scream and we ran to the living room and the stupid bitch that was trying to molest the parrot was standing there blood every where apparently she got the cage open and pissed the bird off and it bit her fucking nose off and it took chewed off three of her fingers.what a day what a fucking party.

    +0
  • cellule April 15, 2016

    Again, put him in a bag of rice overnight.

    +3
  • bookertank April 15, 2016

    GIVE HIM HIS LAST FORTUNE COOKIE HES DONE

    +3
  • dracos April 15, 2016

    hey lady, now's a bad time to play human trampoline

    +0
  • happyjack April 16, 2016

    3rd world star. Who else reads a line or two of maddog's manifestos and throws in the towel like fuck it I can't do it?

    +0
  • joedumber April 16, 2016

    i would like a couple of asian chicks to do that to me alive and i wwill beat off

    +0
  • handsomedevil April 16, 2016

    to the motley crue anthem "kickstart my heart."

    +1
  • mrpoop April 16, 2016

    Very nice technique

    +1
  • rockinron April 16, 2016

    still wonder why they call them 3rd world countrys?

    -1
  • shadow83222 April 16, 2016

    Better off dead than living with those injuries.

    +1
  • captjim April 18, 2016

    Remind me to not have a heart attack in that fucked up country

    +0
 
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