Sausage Lover Suffers From Constipation

David G.
22,946 Views 12 months ago

This guy loves the sausage so much that he ended up with constipation. So constipated that he had to go in for surgery in order to have a fat sausage still in its packaging removed from his anus. Oscar Meyer would be rolling in his grave.

24 Comments
  • rockinron April 28, 2016

    hey sbohica chew your food next time, obama care is not free to us tax payers.

    +8 -10
  • picklehiesner April 28, 2016

    Finally, now we can have breakfast

    +3 -0
  • mrpoop April 28, 2016

    All we need now are some biscuits

    +2 -0
  • sirfartsalot April 28, 2016

    Always wondered what the secret was to Juan's secret recipe.

    +1 -0
  • txdo_msk April 28, 2016

    Do you think he shaved for the doctor visit?

    +2 -0
  • mrdrip April 28, 2016

    rinse that shit and fire the grill!

    +2 -0
  • whobe April 28, 2016

    It's been stored above room temperature I don't think it's safe to eat.

    +3 -0
  • fistermister April 28, 2016

    A quick way to thaw out gone wrong. FAG

    +2 -0
  • prodeath April 28, 2016

    Shoplifting gone wrong

    +1 -0
  • billybadbird April 28, 2016

    I thought it said grandmas as the brand haha but no.. That would have been funny

    +0 -0
  • honkie365 April 28, 2016

    FBP.

    fucked up butt crazy people

    +1 -0
  • breakfastblunt April 28, 2016

    Guys, he's not gay. Its faux packaged heroin. Brilliant.

    +1 -1
  • truckingman April 28, 2016

    ......................................

    +1 -0
  • pizzapie April 28, 2016

    That doctor got hungry when he saw that

    +1 -0
  • maddog123 April 28, 2016

    Guys he's not gay .............its faux packaged pork product brilliant.

    +1 -0
  • dracos April 28, 2016

    he's not gay butt, 20,000 dollars is 20,000 dollars

    +2 -0
  • dracos April 28, 2016

    hey man where do you store your crack?

    +1 -0
  • nybadguy April 28, 2016

    Hey i wanted jimmy dean's. Wtf

    +1 -0
  • eric3533 April 29, 2016

    I bet they fucking eat it.

    +1 -0
  • sbohica April 29, 2016

    @ronnieboy, I wud not of even made a joke about u over that one.. That's ruff! I wud of simply said I'm Sorry and hope ur able to walk better by now. Geez..

    +2 -2
  • blartfart April 29, 2016

    I don't know about you but i really think that fuckin Dr. is trying to salvage that sausage for his lunch.

    +1 -0
  • darkmadness April 29, 2016

    I would be that dude who called his entire family to go to the hospital and watch him take that out. What a dumb fucker haha.

    +1 -0
  • darkmadness April 29, 2016

    It's hard to process processed food right?

    +1 -0
  • chavotizzok April 29, 2016

    I'm surprised he wasn't white!

    +1 -1
 
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