Sausage Lover Suffers From Constipation

David G.
21,693 Views 7 months ago

This guy loves the sausage so much that he ended up with constipation. So constipated that he had to go in for surgery in order to have a fat sausage still in its packaging removed from his anus. Oscar Meyer would be rolling in his grave.

24 Comments
  • rockinron April 28, 2016

    hey sbohica chew your food next time, obama care is not free to us tax payers.

    -2
  • picklehiesner April 28, 2016

    Finally, now we can have breakfast

    +3
  • mrpoop April 28, 2016

    All we need now are some biscuits

    +2
  • sirfartsalot April 28, 2016

    Always wondered what the secret was to Juan's secret recipe.

    +1
  • txdo_msk April 28, 2016

    Do you think he shaved for the doctor visit?

    +2
  • mrdrip April 28, 2016

    rinse that shit and fire the grill!

    +2
  • whobe April 28, 2016

    It's been stored above room temperature I don't think it's safe to eat.

    +3
  • fistermister April 28, 2016

    A quick way to thaw out gone wrong. FAG

    +2
  • prodeath April 28, 2016

    Shoplifting gone wrong

    +1
  • billybadbird April 28, 2016

    I thought it said grandmas as the brand haha but no.. That would have been funny

    +0
  • honkie365 April 28, 2016

    FBP.

    fucked up butt crazy people

    +1
  • breakfastblunt April 28, 2016

    Guys, he's not gay. Its faux packaged heroin. Brilliant.

    +0
  • truckingman April 28, 2016

    ......................................

    +1
  • pizzapie April 28, 2016

    That doctor got hungry when he saw that

    +1
  • maddog123 April 28, 2016

    Guys he's not gay .............its faux packaged pork product brilliant.

    +1
  • dracos April 28, 2016

    he's not gay butt, 20,000 dollars is 20,000 dollars

    +2
  • dracos April 28, 2016

    hey man where do you store your crack?

    +1
  • nybadguy April 28, 2016

    Hey i wanted jimmy dean's. Wtf

    +1
  • eric3533 April 29, 2016

    I bet they fucking eat it.

    +1
  • sbohica April 29, 2016

    @ronnieboy, I wud not of even made a joke about u over that one.. That's ruff! I wud of simply said I'm Sorry and hope ur able to walk better by now. Geez..

    +0
  • blartfart April 29, 2016

    I don't know about you but i really think that fuckin Dr. is trying to salvage that sausage for his lunch.

    +1
  • darkmadness April 29, 2016

    I would be that dude who called his entire family to go to the hospital and watch him take that out. What a dumb fucker haha.

    +1
  • darkmadness April 29, 2016

    It's hard to process processed food right?

    +1
  • chavotizzok April 29, 2016

    I'm surprised he wasn't white!

    +0
 
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