Looking For a Drive Shaft

David G.
27,934 Views 2 years ago

Woman high on drugs is looking for a drive shaft. I'm impressed though as a Mexican I don't even know that much mechanic jargon. I am looking for a bush and she's looking for a shaft I think I could oblige as long as she's on drugs.

  • xizang May 3, 2016

    I have one. It may be larger than standard specs, but let's give this one a try.

    +4 -2
  •   whobe May 3, 2016

    If she's lucky she might find a earthworm.

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  • zahnfee May 3, 2016

    @xizang: If I look at your profile picture, i'm pretty sure that you have no shaft at all.

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  • bananahammock May 3, 2016

    Tell her a drive shaft is the size of a fuse. That will keep her there all day.

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  •   picklehiesner May 3, 2016

    Nuttier than a squirrel turd

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  •   stenchfart May 3, 2016

    one too many CV joints to the head right there

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  •   handsomedevil May 3, 2016

    kids, don't do meth

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  •   nybadguy May 3, 2016

    I get bushed at the DMV to honey. Only 35 numbers to go.

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  •   rockinron May 3, 2016

    hey i think your drive shaft is hanging in my whitey tightys.

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  •   truckingman May 3, 2016

    I am surprised she did not MF" TRIP OVER THE DAM DRIVE SHAFT in the MF" DITCH.

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  • twofords May 3, 2016

    I'm guessing she owns more than one cat.

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  •   mykejp May 3, 2016

    Crack is a hell of a drug.

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  •   fistermister May 3, 2016

    I wish I could get rid of my wife that easy.

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  • dracos May 3, 2016

    that's my wife, I told her that I can't fuck her because I lost my shaft in my neighbor's bushes she said she'll find it if it's the last thing she does.

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  • fuckbrain May 4, 2016

    Should of asked for a blowjob cris.

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  • sleeko May 4, 2016

    Multnomah County... Home of that dump, called Portland, Or. Black tar capital of the northwest.

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  • jimmydcap May 4, 2016

    I bet she knows what a crack pipe looks like.

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