Looking For a Drive Shaft

David G.
24,534 Views 10 months ago

Woman high on drugs is looking for a drive shaft. I'm impressed though as a Mexican I don't even know that much mechanic jargon. I am looking for a bush and she's looking for a shaft I think I could oblige as long as she's on drugs.

  • xizang May 3, 2016

    I have one. It may be larger than standard specs, but let's give this one a try.

  • whobe May 3, 2016

    If she's lucky she might find a earthworm.

  • zahnfee May 3, 2016

    @xizang: If I look at your profile picture, i'm pretty sure that you have no shaft at all.

  • bananahammock May 3, 2016

    Tell her a drive shaft is the size of a fuse. That will keep her there all day.

  • picklehiesner May 3, 2016

    Nuttier than a squirrel turd

  • stenchfart May 3, 2016

    one too many CV joints to the head right there

  • handsomedevil May 3, 2016

    kids, don't do meth

  • nybadguy May 3, 2016

    I get bushed at the DMV to honey. Only 35 numbers to go.

  • sirfartsalot May 3, 2016

    This is why you should avoid bath salts.

  • rockinron May 3, 2016

    hey i think your drive shaft is hanging in my whitey tightys.

  • truckingman May 3, 2016

    I am surprised she did not MF" TRIP OVER THE DAM DRIVE SHAFT in the MF" DITCH.

  • twofords May 3, 2016

    I'm guessing she owns more than one cat.

  • mykejp May 3, 2016

    Crack is a hell of a drug.

  • fistermister May 3, 2016

    I wish I could get rid of my wife that easy.

  • dracos May 3, 2016

    that's my wife, I told her that I can't fuck her because I lost my shaft in my neighbor's bushes she said she'll find it if it's the last thing she does.

  • fuckbrain May 4, 2016

    Should of asked for a blowjob cris.

  • sleeko May 4, 2016

    Multnomah County... Home of that dump, called Portland, Or. Black tar capital of the northwest.

  • jimmydcap May 4, 2016

    I bet she knows what a crack pipe looks like.

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