At least he didn't hesitate too much to jump from a tower. The landing was nice but it just needs a little more bounce. Probably should find a higher spot if you're thinking about suicide.
What a pathetic life, he couldn't even hit the car!
I think he would have had a chance if he spun around and started flapping real fast. I mean at least try a swan dive.
^^^^^ Clarify... Fapping or FLapping?
nice camera man 10.0 jumper 10.0
I haven't took a shit today and I haven't farted either?????????
Just sudly shaking his head, .......
I've never seen a person jump off a building and kill themselves but when I was a kid we used to watch super man? So one day after me and a bunch of other little bastards from the neighborhood finished a superman show one of the younger kids said I WISHED I COULD FLYYYYY a light went of in my head and I said kid you can fly?? All you got to do is tie this shirt around your neck we will help you on to the roof of the house and then all you got to do is run and jump!!! So he did and he did? He jumped and he fucking flew????? For one second!! And crashed two story's down!! Doctor said what probably saved his life was when he jumped we said he fell??? The poor little fucker went thru a septicank the shit cushioned his fall !! Who said shit wasn't worth a shit.
@maddog123 never take your work home
I hope this fucking moron lived, but was paralyzed from the neck down so he can realize how good he had it before he had to blow into a tube to move his wheelchair and depended on his 75 year old mom to wipe his ass after he has his daily "accident".
first one there got his wallet...then his shoes..
@allcaps: And you took his briefs, you sick bastard?