Asian Men Can't Fly

David G.
15,167 Views 1 year ago

Despite what you've seen in kung fu movies where Asian men can jump and fly at will it isn't try. Just ask Chang here who jumped out of a window in a building. They sure can land though.

24 Comments
  • cellule May 12, 2016

    Nothing Honda mopeds can't handle.

    +2 -0
  • belchesfelches May 12, 2016

    Asian men can't fly - black men can't swim ... and the world goes on.

    +1 -0
  • mrdrip May 12, 2016

    Batteries not included

    +3 -0
  • fatlarry May 12, 2016

    He flew all the way down what you talkin about

    +3 -0
  • fistermister May 12, 2016

    You see? That's why I never take my cape and mask off for no bitch!

    +2 -0
  • sleeko May 12, 2016

    And, they don't drive any better, either.

    +3 -0
  • hickory May 12, 2016

    I bereive I can fry

    +3 -0
  • big_daddy305 May 12, 2016

    ralk it off you rittle bitch.

    +2 -0
  • boney1 May 12, 2016

    cant fly but bounced nice

    +2 -0
  • yeayeayea May 12, 2016

    SPRAT!

    +1 -0
  • nybadguy May 12, 2016

    It's a bird It's a plane. No wait. It's just a gook

    +1 -0
  • unseeneye May 12, 2016

    that was better then his driving.

    +1 -0
  • yojoe May 12, 2016

    Spiderman forgot to reload the webshooter.

    +1 -0
  • truckingman May 12, 2016

    Did he spin about 540 in the air before he landed?

    +1 -0
  • woodchipper30 May 12, 2016

    FREE HAMBURGER COME AND GET IT

    +1 -0
  • sealex May 12, 2016

    Booooooonnnnnzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiii!!

    +2 -0
  • realism May 12, 2016

    Flies vertically just fine id say...

    +1 -0
  • dracos May 13, 2016

    the doctors told him he had the asian flew and, well, he thought that's a good thing

    +1 -0
  • jimmydcap May 13, 2016

    Ain't gravity a BITCH.

    +1 -0
  • picklehiesner May 13, 2016

    Wook out bewow !

    +1 -0
  • tbcxtc May 13, 2016

    why didnt spider wang deploy his web?

    +1 -0
  • darkmadness May 13, 2016

    Science proved you always land on your head!

    +1 -0
  • therath May 14, 2016

    If that was me i would yell WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    +0 -0
  • mr.voorhees March 23, 2017

    Sound like a shot. Flight was 4,5/10 - Landing = 8/10

    +0 -0
 
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