Asian Men Can't Fly

David G.
14,467 Views 10 months ago

Despite what you've seen in kung fu movies where Asian men can jump and fly at will it isn't try. Just ask Chang here who jumped out of a window in a building. They sure can land though.

24 Comments
  • cellule May 12, 2016

    Nothing Honda mopeds can't handle.

    +2
  • belchesfelches May 12, 2016

    Asian men can't fly - black men can't swim ... and the world goes on.

    +1
  • mrdrip May 12, 2016

    Batteries not included

    +3
  • fatlarry May 12, 2016

    He flew all the way down what you talkin about

    +3
  • fistermister May 12, 2016

    You see? That's why I never take my cape and mask off for no bitch!

    +2
  • sleeko May 12, 2016

    And, they don't drive any better, either.

    +3
  • hickory May 12, 2016

    I bereive I can fry

    +3
  • big_daddy305 May 12, 2016

    ralk it off you rittle bitch.

    +2
  • boney1 May 12, 2016

    cant fly but bounced nice

    +2
  • yeayeayea May 12, 2016

    SPRAT!

    +1
  • nybadguy May 12, 2016

    It's a bird It's a plane. No wait. It's just a gook

    +1
  • unseeneye May 12, 2016

    that was better then his driving.

    +1
  • yojoe May 12, 2016

    Spiderman forgot to reload the webshooter.

    +1
  • truckingman May 12, 2016

    Did he spin about 540 in the air before he landed?

    +1
  • woodchipper30 May 12, 2016

    FREE HAMBURGER COME AND GET IT

    +1
  • sealex May 12, 2016

    Booooooonnnnnzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiii!!

    +2
  • realism May 12, 2016

    Flies vertically just fine id say...

    +1
  • dracos May 13, 2016

    the doctors told him he had the asian flew and, well, he thought that's a good thing

    +1
  • jimmydcap May 13, 2016

    Ain't gravity a BITCH.

    +1
  • picklehiesner May 13, 2016

    Wook out bewow !

    +1
  • tbcxtc May 13, 2016

    why didnt spider wang deploy his web?

    +1
  • darkmadness May 13, 2016

    Science proved you always land on your head!

    +1
  • therath May 14, 2016

    If that was me i would yell WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    +0
  • mr.voorhees March 23, 2017

    Sound like a shot. Flight was 4,5/10 - Landing = 8/10

    +0
 
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