I've heard of hot boxing but holy shit that's crazy. How is that even possible? I assume it's a fog machine...if not that dude is the highest person alive.
I was driving behind a guy driving a Dodge diesel truck, smoking a Vape Pen. There was more smoke coming out of the cab than his exhaust pipe.
i would rather watch paint dry on a stippers ass but yall mother fuckers at CS cant bust one off to your hommie in the beater
Naw, dude's smokin for real if hes listenin to MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー. Ha that song is more dope than whatevers in his car.
Cheech! Cheech!.....are you in there?
fuck this shit motherfucker
Either move over so I can join, or put it in drive and make the vid worth watching!
I was told that this was breakfast blunt smoking a VAPE SPERM PEN SHAPED LIKE A DICK HE TOLD DUDE THAT HE LOVES SPERM FLAVORED VAPE!!! SICK FUCK
“Up in smoke
Donde todos es libre
There are no signs
Que dice no fumer
So I roll un "bomber"
Y me doy, un buen toke-ay
Y despues I choke
Y todos mis cares
Go up in smoke
Come on let's go get high”
I think his car is on fire but he's too stoned to realize it
"I got all the ingredients you need for a high nigger pie".
That mother fucker looks like he's smoking a brisket in there
Time for a tolerance break.
IS THE CAR PLAYING LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL?????
WHERE DID HE GET THE WEATHER SEAL ??
Back in 1978 buddy of mine bought a brand new cutlass Oldsmobile fucking nice cars!! His mistake instead of going home and take his wife for a ride in there new car he come to my house to show it off!! Fucking bad mistake!!! Me and the boys were already drinking shine smoking and getting blow jobs from the Wilson sisters god they could suck a dick!! But Wayne pulls up?? He's all proud starts drinking smoking fucks one of the Wilson sisters in the back seat gets sex juice all over the maroon velvet seats?? Wife ain't going to like that!! So he says check out my stereo, hell no we are going to fire up the bong
But Wayne says fuck it we can hit it in the car bad mistake!!?? What we didn't no was Dave one of the idiots there instead of putting water in the bong or wine like I told him to put in there!! He puts 200 proof white lightning whiskey
In to the bong?? We crank up some ACDC we fire up the bomb I mean the bong?? Never forget!! We are passing the bong those flammable fumes getting bigger we didn't no it!!?? Highway to hell was playing!! How fitting!! When from the back seat boom and fucking boom for a second we thought we blew the speakers till we seen our dumbass friends in back on fire my fucking favorite bong blowned to fucking shit!! In all the confusion we managed to get them out roll em on the ground put em out !! But the cut las was no more!! Fucking burned to fuck car had only twenty miles on the motor
But at least he got rid of the sex juice in the back seat!!! His ole lady still won't talk to me blames me for the shit and it really pissed her off a week after there car burned I bought a cut las just like the one they had!! While her and Wayne had to go back driving there old Volkswagen!! OK fuck you I'm thru.
The car is so smoked out if you drop the blunt you couldn't find it
@maddog123 your buddy, Wayne Brady, probably sang like a bird and pinned it all on you.
Sorry maddog as soon as I read "back in 1978" I just begged you and moved on. My cut-off for old stories is 37 years......you just missed it.
@maddog123 moonshine for bong water!? What a bright idea! The story did make me miss my oldsmobile cutlass brougham! Was my first car. 308 with four barrel carbs would do 140 mph! I know because that was what I was clocked at when the cop pulled me over. *grins* It could have gone faster but the car is built like a box and the front end gets light and scary at high speed.
@truckingman I never ever undetstand any of ur fukin comments lolol
@happyjack you no good and well you read my jibber jabber bullshit!!! You no I bet you read my stuff to you kids as a bed time story's!!??? Some of them...
Dude, maddog123.. Holy fuck man.. I tried and I mean I really fuckin tried to understand what you said.. But damn dude, you can't make anything sound like common english.. even using fuckin english..
Also maddog123, as a bartender, there's no such thing as 200 proof liquor you fuckin clown.
Haha the impossibility of making a 200 proof (100% alcohol) is impossible. Can I say impossible 1 more time? Impossible. You're a fuckin clown and a half.
And you are a half breed mama fucking faggot!!!
@breakfastblunt you are a bartender you are full of fucking shit!!! Dumbass
Have you ever heard. Of 151proof barcardi rum??? And yes there is 200 proof whiskey!! So shut up ass clown!!!
Oh it's possible. I and two friends in high school did it once in a 1974 AMC Gremlin lol.
@happyjack I graduated in 1978. Good times
@woodchipper30 That can shit they sell on TV...
Fuck you ignorant, no, stupid pieces of shit. If you have no knowledge, don't post. None of you have any business commenting on this thread.
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