At least it wasn't a mortar

Big Jeff
34,013 Views 6 months ago

That was a very tense few seconds as that fuse burnt. I thought it was a mortar and was expecting a gnarly explosion or at least a fair amount of burns.

18 Comments
  • bananahammock May 22, 2016

    the level of ignorance is astonishing

    +6
  • sirfartsalot May 22, 2016

    ^^Agreed

    +1
  • airsporter May 22, 2016

    My Mrs eyebrows knit together if I ask for a Wank...

    - Can't see her doing this even after a few Barley wines on the 5th November.

    +1
  • nybadguy May 22, 2016

    You just might be a redneck if?

    +1
  • marcodufour May 22, 2016

    " And it`s flied asshole you plick "

    +1
  • truckingman May 22, 2016

    He was luckily the firework was a MF" FOUNTAIN if it was a MF" MORTAR, THE FIRST CHARGE WOULD HAVE SHOVE THE MORTAR SHELL DEEP INTO HIS MF" RECTUM AS THE MF" MAIN MORTAR SHELL CHARGE GOES OFF AND MF" BLOWS HIS MF" ASS UP IN A SHOWER OF BURNING STARS BITCHESS!!!!!!

    EVILLY LAUGHING, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • aquahollic May 22, 2016

    is that what they mean by explosive diarrhea?

    +2
  • fistermister May 22, 2016

    ♪ Oh, say! can you see by the dawn's early light

    What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming...♪

    +1
  • mrdrip May 22, 2016

    if she wanted sparkles coming out of her bong hole all she needed to do was call Toreal.....fuck....sorry----of all the brothas I had to mention the one with a small cock....

    +1
  • fistermister May 22, 2016

    ^^^^^^^ I said ASS GLEAMING, and some asshole corrected my fuck-up!^^^^^

    +1
  • maddog123 May 22, 2016

    OK this happen at a Hillary fund raiser the other night.. what a party and Hillary was blowing out sparklers with her puss!!! And bill who never likes to be last at a party was sticking fire crackers on the end of his pee hole and letting people light them ouch!!!!

    +0
  • big_daddy305 May 22, 2016

    I bet she lays like that when she's getting fucked too. Some poor bastard is feeling fireworks and she's just laying there like "Meh."

    +1
  • jimmydcap May 22, 2016

    That's some 4th of July pussy right there.

    +1
  • mrpoop May 22, 2016

    Nice feet

    +1
  • tbcxtc May 23, 2016

    She is actually giving birth to Sparky the Bear

    +1
  • picklehiesner May 23, 2016

    Taco Bell makes me do the same thing

    +1
  • twotondadon May 24, 2016

    This ladies and gentlemen is why we dont rent housing dwellings to these people.

    +0
  • dozer67 May 28, 2016

    I wish it was a motor a 2 pound one.

    +0
 
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