We know this didn't happen in China or this moped driver would have been shred to pieces during this crash. Pretty close call for this lucky bastard right in between two cars crashing too. I'm sure his underwear didn't survive though.
Probably a rich VC who managed to import an Italian bike.
Fucks given 0
Survived no lucky and shit his pants yes
Must be the ghost rider
Headed straight to the car dealership to trade that deathtrap in.
They must have MF" BLEW THEIR MF" UNDERWEAR OUT GOING THROUGH THAT MF" SHIT, or they have been through similar type of MF" ACCIDENTS in the past...
His name is now mr poopy pants
Holy shit, an accident where the moped rider gets away without a scratch. Now he needs to play the lottery. That's one lucky motherfucker.
Mr Magoo !
Oh wow. Look at those big fluffy clouds up ahead. I wonder what they have in store for me....
Talk about a shit your pants moment.
Don't bother buying a lottery ticket. All your good luck, is used up.