Brazil has competition now, this machete attack happened in the Dominican Republic. He should have armed himself with a weapon too.
Must have been a snackbar blade
Right to bear arm.
He missed his throat
Looks like he was disarmed.
Dave what was he armed with a MF" BANANA???
Another night at Camp Crystal Lake.
They don't try to stop the bleeding or anything? Just jump in and go? Why not just hail a cab...oh wait, you need to raise your arm for that lol, but at least it would lessen the bleeding.
I'm generally not one to get stitches, some people rush out to get them from a paper cut in the office, but I would definitely consider stitches in this situation.
Hey bro, your dicks hanging out.
@twoforda I was thinking the same shit "just go sit in the ambulances it will make u feel better"
He should have armed himself better.
What is that flopping in front of him? Intestines? Dick?