Troll Asks Mom For Tortillas

David G.
19,069 Views 6 months ago

We've all heard this as kids. Come home for some good home cooking and ask your mom for spaghetti and she goes ape shit on you screaming. I have to do everything wash the clothes, iron, feed you, clean the house on top of that you want me to wash your ass for you. So what do you do to show your mom you appreciate her. Ask her for tortillas and watch her say: What fucking tortillas dumbass its spaghetti.

11 Comments
  • whobe June 1, 2016

    Stupid fucker at your age what the hell are you living with your mom for. Go out get a job and get hurt. Do something useful. No wonder she yells at him.

    +8
  • maddog123 June 1, 2016

    This is normal spent some time in a apartment in new york, try listening to about five six hundred yelling lie this from morning till late into the night!!!

    I lasted two days my ass has never went back!! And I was making a bundle there selling ciggaretts!!!

    +1
  • cyberbu11y June 1, 2016

    Haha.. U left out the part where she beats him with the spaghetti stick

    +4
  • truckingman June 1, 2016

    Looks like you are having fun MF" PISSING OFF YOUR MOTHER, she might one day put some laxative plus MF" GHOST PEPPER AND CAROLINA REAPER SAUSE IN YOUR SPAGHETTI... HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT MF" ASSHOLIC B%TCH??????

    +2
  • nybadguy June 1, 2016

    Fuck that i want rice n beans puto

    +2
  • ouch June 2, 2016

    We're no strangers to love

    You know the rules and so do I

    A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

    You wouldn't get this from any other guy

    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

    Gotta make you understand

    Never gonna give you up

    Never gonna let you down

    Never gonna run around and desert you

    Never gonna make you cry

    Never gonna say goodbye

    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    We've known each other for so long

    Your heart's been aching, but

    You're too shy to say it

    Inside, we both know what's been going on

    We know the game and we're gonna play it

    And if you ask me how I'm feeling

    Don't tell me you're too blind to see

    Never gonna give you up

    Never gonna let you down

    Never gonna run around and desert you

    Never gonna make you cry

    Never gonna say goodbye

    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Never gonna give you up

    Never gonna let you down

    Never gonna run around and desert you

    Never gonna make you cry

    Never gonna say goodbye

    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    (Ooh, give you up)

    (Ooh, give you up)

    Never gonna give, never gonna give

    (Give you up)

    Never gonna give, never gonna give

    (Give you up)

    We've known each other for so long

    Your heart's been aching, but

    You're too shy to say it

    Inside, we both know what's been going on

    We know the game and we're gonna play it

    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

    Gotta make you understand

    Never gonna give you up

    Never gonna let you down

    Never gonna run around and desert you

    Never gonna make you cry

    Never gonna say goodbye

    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Never gonna give you up

    Never gonna let you down

    Never gonna run around and desert you

    Never gonna make you cry

    Never gonna say goodbye

    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Never gonna give you up

    Never gonna let you down

    Never gonna run around and desert you

    Never gonna make you cry

    Never gonna say goodbye

    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    -1
  • txdo_msk June 2, 2016

    ^^^^ Wow, now THAT'S DEDICATION TO Rick Astly.

    +2
  • mykejp June 2, 2016

    She should ram that spaghetti down that overgrown brat's throat.

    +1
  • sbohica June 2, 2016

    I once commented how daveG has control of our minds on these posts... So true. What if he wud of labeled this "Sunday dinner at Madre's house"? Keep up the good work LHW!!!

    +1
  • sealex June 3, 2016

    No mames!!! I fucking can't stop laughing! !! Hilarious!

    +2
  • sleeko June 3, 2016

    Sounds like my ex.

    +1
 
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