Big Nope In The Toilet

David G.
16,914 Views 5 months ago

Always check the toilet seats in public restrooms. Never know when there will be a big nope waiting for you. Either a big turd or worse a giant spider.

20 Comments
  • stenchfart July 3, 2016

    the under the rim spider ...never shit in a rain Forest truck stop.. this spider attacked because the last guy pissed him off

    +8
  • airsporter July 3, 2016

    Theres a Claim there somewhere if you can take a small prick in the arse!

    +5
  • whobe July 3, 2016

    Time to level that bathroom with a truck load of fireworks. Stat!

    +5
  • crazyvet July 3, 2016

    First I would say shit, then I would do it.

    +3
  • mordecai July 3, 2016

    Picture you're having a blumpkin and right when your turd is coming out you cum and all of a sudden the tarantula grabs your balls with its 8 legs, the bitch screaming shit scared, you jumping around cumming and shitting all over the bitch, yourself, the spider and the walls! As per rule #34 if I thought about it it's there somewhere in the Internet, find it!

    -1
  • marcodufour July 3, 2016

    I once had a Huntsman spider in the shower with me, i shit myself and he laughed at me.

    +3
  • fistermister July 3, 2016

    No worries here, my shit also works as an insecticide, I'd even kill the one way up on the wall as well.

    +2
  • aquahollic July 3, 2016

    that's a bathroom in dire need of a fire

    +4
  • cyberbu11y July 3, 2016

    Wolf spiders.. They eat rodents. Now order some food when ur done fuckin around in the ladies room

    +1
  • truckingman July 3, 2016

    Rats and snakes have swam up out of MF" TOILETS TO GREET UNSUSPECTING PEOPLE...

    +0
  • mrpoop July 3, 2016

    Jesus Christ

    +2
  • russianblood July 3, 2016

    holly molly .. WTF ??

    +1
  • truckingman July 3, 2016

    Whobe try TEN MOTHER FUCKING TONS OF A MIXER MOTHER FUCKING THREMITE AND COPPER THREMITE ON THE ROOF THEN LIGHT THAT THE MOTHER FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!

    +0
  • twofords July 3, 2016

    Theres no way any insect should be even half that size, if you live in a country where they are that big or bigger then you are crazy.

    +1
  • mykejp July 3, 2016

    I would rather shit on the floor. FUCK THIS!

    +2
  • maddog123 July 4, 2016

    There's still people I no down here own there farms that still have out houses so this ain't shit I've seen every thing in them from rattle snakes to crazy fucking white lightning drinking hillbilly's hiding down in those toilet holes!!!!! Neck deep in shit looking right up at you just a grinning!!! And fuck no I wasn't one of them ass holes!!!

    +1
  • maddog123 July 4, 2016

    Lol

    +1
  • woodchipper30 July 4, 2016

    SPIDERS IN THE DITCHES GOING FOR YOUR MAN HOLE COVERS

    +2
  • captjim July 4, 2016

    I'd shit on the floor and leave

    +2
  • classified July 4, 2016

    I wouldn't of even needed to use the toilet after shitting my pants.

    +1
 
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