Always check the toilet seats in public restrooms. Never know when there will be a big nope waiting for you. Either a big turd or worse a giant spider.
the under the rim spider ...never shit in a rain Forest truck stop.. this spider attacked because the last guy pissed him off
Theres a Claim there somewhere if you can take a small prick in the arse!
Time to level that bathroom with a truck load of fireworks. Stat!
First I would say shit, then I would do it.
Picture you're having a blumpkin and right when your turd is coming out you cum and all of a sudden the tarantula grabs your balls with its 8 legs, the bitch screaming shit scared, you jumping around cumming and shitting all over the bitch, yourself, the spider and the walls! As per rule #34 if I thought about it it's there somewhere in the Internet, find it!
I once had a Huntsman spider in the shower with me, i shit myself and he laughed at me.
No worries here, my shit also works as an insecticide, I'd even kill the one way up on the wall as well.
that's a bathroom in dire need of a fire
Wolf spiders.. They eat rodents. Now order some food when ur done fuckin around in the ladies room
Rats and snakes have swam up out of MF" TOILETS TO GREET UNSUSPECTING PEOPLE...
holly molly .. WTF ??
Whobe try TEN MOTHER FUCKING TONS OF A MIXER MOTHER FUCKING THREMITE AND COPPER THREMITE ON THE ROOF THEN LIGHT THAT THE MOTHER FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!
Theres no way any insect should be even half that size, if you live in a country where they are that big or bigger then you are crazy.
I would rather shit on the floor. FUCK THIS!
There's still people I no down here own there farms that still have out houses so this ain't shit I've seen every thing in them from rattle snakes to crazy fucking white lightning drinking hillbilly's hiding down in those toilet holes!!!!! Neck deep in shit looking right up at you just a grinning!!! And fuck no I wasn't one of them ass holes!!!
SPIDERS IN THE DITCHES GOING FOR YOUR MAN HOLE COVERS
I'd shit on the floor and leave
I wouldn't of even needed to use the toilet after shitting my pants.